Jason

How long before America enacts anti-holidays, like on Labour Day you are obligated to stay an extra hour or something

Maniac 👉 maniacal
Brainiac 👉 brainiacal??

On a cosmic timescale, the phenomenon of life could be a freak singular occurrence, that disappears as quickly as it happens. And there will be no one around to appreciate how interesting it was

If I could go back in time to fight Mike Tyson, how far back would I have to go to have a chance to win? I feel I could definitely win against 10 year old Tyson but it starts to get iffy pretty quickly after that

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Haven’t doomscrolled like this since covid started 👌👌

Give em a break guys maybe they’re autistic?

Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder - what unites us is far greater than what divides us

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

homer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it and giving the middle finger ALT: homer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it and giving the middle finger

Edible tractor wheel

Crueller is the “winter tire” equivalent of a donut

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Bot or not, it’s the kind of serious response to a joke that I wish I was funny enough to write myself

I think Mr. Krabs probably would have voted for Trump

My family doctor’s office doesn’t accept messages after 12pm. What? It’s an answering machine, why turn it off just to make me call at a certain time of day? I don’t expect a response that day, but why can’t I leave a message in the afternoon?

I’ll be honest I’m not actually too concerned about a big sign

I was being facetious

Does anyone know if the Hollywood sign is okay?

Imagine Trudeau pulls a South Korea and comes out and announces a declaration of martial law 🥴

Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"

You can see literally exactly that, in the eyes of the robot in the screenshot. He’s thinking about its ex, with their 36 hour battery span and detachable legs

The wildcard no one seems to be considering is that as AI develops, who’s to say robots won’t start preferring sex with other robots? Humanity as a whole - particularly, but not exclusively, the women in this headline - are setting themselves up for a rejection that is entire unprecedented

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Me without vitamin d

How I imagine raising my kids whenever I am driving in weather like this (or was I the only person who saw this movie)

The 10 second rule says food can’t be eaten if it’s been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. How long does it have to be back on the plate before it becomes edible again?

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

Right side of History vs Wrong side of History?

More like Right side of History vs obscenely wealthy while alive + plus small chance of having a Controversies section on your Wikipedia article after you’re dead