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@wheresmysoroscheck.bsky.social

Still waiting on those checks I’m supposed to have been getting from George Soros for being angry at the state of the world and walking around with other people holding signs about it. It’s been a few years now, they in the mail yet, buddy?

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A rotund green eyed gray cat lays on his back in slatted sunbeams on a striped blanket.

A rotund green eyed gray cat lays on his back in slatted sunbeams on a striped blanket.

I have one of these grey upside down ones too. They are not helpful I job searches that is for sure.

29.05.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suspect I know where this glorious statement is.

29.05.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
28.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Christmas House (documentary) part 1/3
YouTube video by Gnapster The Christmas House (documentary) part 1/3

There is a documentary about the Christmas House in Wheeling, WV though, so enjoy that if you feel the need to learn about weird people who are not serial killers. youtu.be/c-Za7qFhzhw

28.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Clearly people don’t remember Friendster and their basics of comparison on what constitutes the death of a social media platform is showing.

28.05.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wait sorry that’s The Plague Dogs.

27.05.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watership Drown

27.05.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wouldn’t Maggot’s be butt adjacent?

27.05.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How has this not made it to the eyeball zone if they know how to begin it TOMORROW!?!?

27.05.2025 13:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He really does think “seeking asylum” means “released from a mental asylum” doesn’t he?

27.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh but the rotoscoped one is so glorious.

27.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s still plenty of time for public service vehicles to be swallowed by failing infrastructure. We’re Pittsburgh, I have faith in us.

24.05.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have a co-cat too but I am just his ‘nip dealer, and yes it comes with snacks.

24.05.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A jumbled pile of a combination of vintage and new fabric scraps in the colors of the rainbow lays on the floor. It is a mess.

A jumbled pile of a combination of vintage and new fabric scraps in the colors of the rainbow lays on the floor. It is a mess.

Hopefully you actually had 3 of those trinket bags left because my ass is currently sifting through this mess to see if I could make little bags by next week. And now I don’t have to.

24.05.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t realize he had the ability to feel shame.

24.05.2025 16:04 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Their CS50 course has been largely free for awhile. You only have to pay for credit. It’s actually *really* good I just haven’t been able to put the time I need to into it.

24.05.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are openings for the voice of the inevitable real-life ED-209 available?

24.05.2025 02:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent! A friend of mine is just starting that with her kids as well! She laughed her ass off when she got to “Twinkle”.

24.05.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I hope it’s Dalemark.

24.05.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(And yes while I acknowledge that it is not about a structured witch school it is still
boarding school + magic and still counts in my childhood pantheon, whereas HP doesn’t count because I was 19 when that was released in the US).

24.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesss! I love her so much, she is only just below Ursula K. LeGuin in terms of my all-time favorite. Whatcha reading?

24.05.2025 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I was just thinking about the tower in Conrad’s Fate today, weirdly enough.

24.05.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man in a white tuxedo with a bat on his jacket is standing in front of a wall . Alt: Tim Curry in a white tuxedo with a bat on his jacket is standing in front of a wall, from The Worst Witch.

This is one of my favorite books ever, despite being fuuuucked up. I somehow missed it when I was younger, (but not some of the rest of her work, Witch Week loomed large in my “I will immediately consume media that involves witch school” that started with the 1986 Worst Witch adaptation).

24.05.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No but I remember the moment I learned to read and thought books were talking (and lying) to me because the words on the page’s caption refuted what my parents told me the picture was.

23.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even an AI he created where he is directly speaking multiple inflections per syllable will not prepare us for what actually falls out of his mouth.

23.05.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Three oval patches by Michiums. The patches are fanned out, and depict a rainbow garden around a black space with the words “queer existence is eternal” in gold lettering. The borders of the patches are green.

Three oval patches by Michiums. The patches are fanned out, and depict a rainbow garden around a black space with the words “queer existence is eternal” in gold lettering. The borders of the patches are green.

I need one (x3) pin and 1 (x3) other item (koozie, trinket, something) to complete the gift bags I am making for my friends that I always go to the Pittsburgh Pride Parade with. $15 and under per item. Show me what you’re making, Bluesky. Patches by @michiums.bsky.social in hand already.

23.05.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brain filled it in the second I read this. The only thing I can’t pin down is his pronunciation of crazy

23.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a good watermark

23.05.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a bald man is making a gesture with the words not quite my tempo below him Alt: a bald man is making a gesture with the words not quite my tempo below him
23.05.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What lens is capturing those geometric lens flares? ❤️

23.05.2025 19:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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