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If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

Fox News hosts are furious that Big Balls and Holly got beat up and people just filmed it instead of intervening.

“Who stands there and watches as someone gets attacked?”

These same people are perfectly fine with ICE kidnappings.

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

Frog and Toad tied a string around the box of cookies. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog tied some string around the box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can cut the string and open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

it's literally the white trash version of what they think a rich person decorates their homes with. it's gaudy, cheap, and tacky so makes sense he'd love it.

nah shit like this is legit mental, she needs a psych hold for real

Top Trump officials will discuss Epstein strategy at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney Gen...

The highest levels of the Trump administration are collaborating with the FBI and DOJ to cover-up evidence the President committed sexual crimes against children.

Unspeakably corrupt, and not a single Republican in Congress can be expected to speak out against it.

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Axios reports that Sherrod Brown is making preparations to run for the Senate next year in Ohio (this is the special election for Vance’s seat, now occupied by Hulsted): www.axios.com/2025/08/04/s...

“And by ‘empty spaces,’ I mean the space where my wife used to be before she died by suicide after I detailed my affairs in a book, cut off her court-approved credit card so she couldn’t buy groceries, gas, or medical care for our son, denied her mental health care, and left her to drown in grief al

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well the country is circling the drain but i'm getting hitched today 💅

Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality

The shit storm of awful economic decisions and incompetence due to downright stupidity from that bankrupt cankle ass bitch will come to a head and no amount of trotting out that dumbass Caroline to lie about it and firing everyone or fudging numbers will help when real life smacks people 🤷

a good portion of us knew it would be this way but yanno idiots gonna idiot and make us all suffer

They’re pushing back because it would also ban the administration from trading stocks.

They’d be fine with limiting Congress, but their own insider trading must continue

The fact that literally zero outlets ever cover crime decline as a story is a huge reason. (And before you yell at me, we do!)

the dog ate my trade deal

Tap to see in full.

"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"

Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao

that time on a Sunday night when I’m like fuck it I’ll just stay up due to the scaries kicking in 😭

alright, lemme go start some laundry. also my ass is starting a new legacy challenge on the sims since it's been literally years.

We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot.

as a southern pragmatic lefty gerrymandering is what is keeping our states down here repressed and people not voting. i know it's an issue but it's not changing anytime soon so time to get off the high horse and just gerrymander the gop out of new york, california, etc.

do i like it? no, i don't. would i vote for him, yes because I'm not an idiot who doesn't understand the system we are under. even this asshole would be better to fight on issues than the fascist shits in the gop. he's showing he's had it on certain things and actual dem voters want fighters.

and this is why (i know it's still too early) that if others don't step up to the same level.....gavin will end up being the 2028 dem nominee. this is all despite the questionable other shit he's doing on these pods trying to appeal to certain circles.

my ass waking up at 11:55am and being pissed that my body couldn't chill for another 5 minutes for my weekend noon alarm 🤪

and someone needs to do a deep check on what he has at home, he's probably another pdfile just like most of these insane conservatives who can't mind their business and are way too concerned with pushing their beliefs on everyone else when they are 9 times out of 10 harboring sick ass secrets

censor this bitch, the state of israel has proven without a doubt they deserve no fucking respect. the zionists don't realize the harm they are doing even to themselves with their genocidal bullshit, you in turn are guaranteeing hate even against jewish people not supportive of what israel is doing

Reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell didn't just traffic girls to Epstein and associates.

Per multiple victim statements, she participated in the rape personally as well.