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In that spirit, I’m adopting an Australian accent: every sentence starts with “I reckon” or “oh naurr,” and all women are now referred to as “sheilas.”

... lets see where that takes me in life

Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.

It's just a prank bro to creep pipeline remains undefeated

YouTube video by DJOzmaVEVO DJ OZMA - Spiderman

I don't think the Japanese fully grasp comic books either. Same vibe and energy as this:

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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

I deeply resent the disneyfication of everything.

Why must every movie cater to bored children with iPads?

This is what happens when you bank on clout instead of coursework.

Also, pursuing law school without an undergraduate is wild!

Awkward. Accidentaly said "you too" to a coworker who said "sorry for your loss", and now I have to kill one of their loved ones to save face.

I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.

I like how they provide AI summaries of product reviews now that always say "some customers say the battery life is good, but others say the battery life is bad". Thank you, that was well worth it

$10,000 displayed and then a human standing near a stack of it to demonstrate 1 million. Next is a warehouse full of stacks to demonstrate what 1 billion looks like

Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

All we ask for is the return of Jeffrey Combs and Marc Alaimo

Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.

Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit

Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.

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a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people . ALT: a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people .

I figured it out.

The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene.

If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.

Stomp Clap Hey music died out like ten years ago, why are people getting mad about it now? Is our culture so powerless and emasculated that we have to dig up a defenseless, deprecated genre to put on trial, just to remember what justice feels like?

the return of stomp clap hey music is less a recession indicator and more a flashing neon sign

My favorite level in Half-Life was the one before chaos - walking off a long train ride, spotless floors, scientists punching in, vending machines untouched by fear.

Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way

Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.

Capitalism is awesome because no one can afford groceries and instead of blaming anyone with wealth or power we get mad at people living on the street or trying to move to the country to work

Deloitte was caught using AI in $290,000 report to help the Australian government crack down on welfare after a researcher flagged hallucinations | Fortune The updates “in no way impact” the report’s findings and recommendations, the Big Four firm said.

“Deloitte “misused AI and used it very inappropriately: misquoted a judge, used references that are non-existent,” Pocock told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “I mean, the kinds of things that a first-year university student would be in deep trouble for.””

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Someone once said something that’s stuck with me ever since:

"It’s not that people sell out, it’s that they're buying out. They’re cashing their exit ticket from a system the rest of us are forever trapped in"

But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.

Roger Moore looks like a dad who just left a parent-teacher conference holding back pure disappointment .... and you know the car ride home’s about to be dead silent

Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

CNBC Jeff Bezos says Al is in an industrial bubble but society will get 'gigantic' benefits from the tech 19 hours ago MarketWatch Al bubble is 17 times the size of that of the dot-com frenzy, analyst says 19 hours ago https://www.derekthompson.org/ This Is How the Al Bubble Will Pop 1 day ago Ars Technica Ars Live: Is the Al bubble about to pop? A live chat with Ed Zitron. 12 hours ago ١---٦

Tech Brew What history tells us about an Al bubble 1 day ago Yahoo Finance Is the Al bubble about to burst? Think again, say these analysts 2 days ago PC Gamer Fabulous news everyone: Market analyst says the Al bubble is 17X bigger than the dotcom goldrush,... 8 hours ago B Bloomberg.com GIC Sees 'Hype Bubble' in Al Ventures, Risk of Bond Selloffs 22 hours ago Reuters Al startup valuations raise bubble fears as funding surges 22 hours ago Financial Times The Al capex endgame is approaching 1 day ago

Remember when this was a fringe idea? When it was considered contrarian to say AI was a bubble? Yet people aren’t quite there. The markets have yet to fully accept it. But how long can they ignore this? It’s not going away. We’ve got Bezos, Altman, Zuckerberg, Nadella said there’d be overbuild.

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Hold on ... the former president of Nintendo, his name is "Bowser"?