Firebolt, Attorney at Claw

I have a friend with EDS who has wireless TENS pads (idk if it's specifically Chirp's) and loves that he can go about his life while using them.

This is my issue with anymore books or art

bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry

In dealing with bad but infrequent hip pain, my partner found a PT who, amongst other things that worked wonders, recommended dry needling.

Worked a fucking miracle so she could get that hip stronger and not need the PT anymore.

I both want and can't handle this feed

Leaving room for sentences all based off the same base word!

General generalizes generals, generally

Big fur babies

90% of the time if I'm looking at my phone in a line I'm reading a book.

Hell, I used to walk around downtown MPLS reading a book on my breaks.

I need to audiobook more.

This whole thing is basically ragging in everyone who is an elder millennial or older.

Like...damn straight I have absolutely read a book in line and at a coffee shop. A good book you read whenever the fuck you have two seconds.

Are the yachts made of tulips or the tulips shaped like yachts? Or are the yachts shapes into tulips?

Your CEO makes way more than you?

Problematic wage gap

Also, I'm not a professional hater. My hate is a finite resource on any given day with an ADHD attention span.

So I try. But then Thomas or Alito remind me of their existence and the Roberts hate is shifted until I remember his existence again.

WTAF?!?!?

Those prosecutors should be massively sanctioned and referred to the bar for discipline for this.

Damnit, my books are packed up for moving so I can't answer that well!

But one of them is definitely T.J. Klune's Somewhere Beyond the Sea

An orange tabby with a white belly and white paws lays stretched out on a fuzzy blanket with a green and white leaf design, which is itself on the top of a trunk. Assorted office things are on the floor below him.

This is Firebolt. We lost him December of 2024 😭😭😭

He was his mom's baby & soul cat. When she got home he would sit and demand she pick him up and carry him over her shoulder like a baby.

Also one time I left the butter uncovered and woke up to tongue marks in the butter.

His base is def gonna say that's just proof of how manly Trump is.

He absolutely is the type of fan that made Groening create Qubert for Futurama

I love Dana Point. Spent so much time there growing up

I'm just saying there's a reason Palpatine went from looking like an old man to looking like a badly embalmed mummy

Dude seems like he should have a pinned thread on r/iamverysmart

And biggest predictor of success anymore? Social emotional skills!

If I were running for office I'd try and hire Menswear Guy as Director of Social Media Trolling

I'd love to get Hick out. Maybe Neguse or Crow will primary him.

I feel for lawsky right now and the trying to explain first amendment law to (understandably) very overwrought ppl.

I want the cabins in the mountains in winter painting. Alas, I do not have 8 grand lying around

🤣🤣 both of our arm days, my partner and I run before weights.

Short run day kinda super sucks cause I really push on the run, so I have like nothing left in the tank for bench press

*filming. Filming. Nobody filed the Mighty Ducks. That would've been a thoroughly awkward movie

I wanna boo this but I have fond memories of being in the stands for filing of Mighty Ducks 2 and it's regular season.

So instead I hope to see y'all in the post season!

Then again I've watched Bubba Hotep so I'm not a good judge of Bruce Campbell

Him & Bruce Campbell really was a solid combo