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Kevin van Haaren

@kevin.crime.group

Designated dingus. Kansas City, MO. He/him Was: @kvanh@twitter.com On mastodon: @kevin@elephant.crime.group

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And theists keep claiming atheists are only atheists because they want to sin. If you really want to sin get a church to back you up and force your victims into silence.

20.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals."

Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. 

Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

20.11.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14719    ๐Ÿ” 2840    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 350    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211

Oh they donโ€™t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they donโ€™t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.

18.11.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7441    ๐Ÿ” 1911    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 320    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74
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Doctors Who Glorified Trump Have Permanently Tied Themselves to Everything He Does The purges, censorship, and politicization in the worlds of medicine and science are not distinct from the corruption and vandalism of the country writ large. We Want Them Infected doctors are part o

"The purges, censorship, and politicization in the worlds of medicine and science are not distinct from the corruption and vandalism of the country writ large. We Want Them Infected doctors are part of it all."

(by @joho.bsky.social)

19.11.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and it's never their freaking fault either. "we spent all our automation money on an AI that says 'No', not one that verifies plans are correct"

18.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vigesimal - Wikipedia

Some day Iโ€™d like to read an isekai book where some of the differences between worlds is the use of a Vigesimal (base 20) number system and the pre-decimal British money system.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigesimal

18.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best. Especially snack sections or butcher shops for me. Heck, itโ€™s even fun just going to different areas of the US

18.11.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

17.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3635    ๐Ÿ” 982    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113

velรถcicheรซp

17.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result

16.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3468    ๐Ÿ” 947    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

I guess itโ€™s inauthentic to not use X?

17.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched this when it aired 20 years ago thinking the whole time โ€œthey have to get him a regular spotโ€, and they did!

17.11.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada doesn't need superheroes because they don't have any supervillians

16.11.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every year for Halloween Kansas City symphony hall has a silent horror/suspense movie with the soundtrack played on their pipe organ. Itโ€™s always amazing.

16.11.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1024 grams?

16.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must be magnificent to be these billionaires and foreign countries, all of whom secretly scorn Trump, giving him lavish but vulgar gifts that he doesnโ€™t understand are elaborate expressions of their contempt for him, his taste, his principles, and his self-awareness.

16.11.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1646    ๐Ÿ” 242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I'm split between thinking Trump will die in office and hoping he survives so all his "gifts" can be seized because gifts to the President are gifts to the people and they can't take it with them.

15.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shooting injures 3 deputies, 1 state trooper near home in Osage County, KS Multiple officers, three sheriffโ€™s deputies and one state trooper, have been shot at a rural Kansas home, according to the Kansas Bureau of Investigation.

Multiple officers, three sheriffโ€™s deputies and one state trooper, have been shot at a rural Kansas home, according to the Kansas Bureau of Investigation.

15.11.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.

ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.

We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:

15.11.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5524    ๐Ÿ” 2707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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More liberals, people of color and LGBTQ Americans say they're buying guns out of fear The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.

The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.

15.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 573    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I ask my boss for extra time frequently. Usually get it too.

15.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect Adonis is the actual Bluesky employee

15.11.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whether itโ€™s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epsteinโ€˜s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

15.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3761    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Werenโ€™t tariffs supposed to replace the income tax?

14.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many areas of the country only served by catholic hospitals. This is why we donโ€™t want that.

14.11.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billionaires donโ€™t want more millionaires nipping at their feet.

14.11.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are ding-dongs sandwiches?

14.11.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect at Kenโ€™s office itโ€™s not the price that is the concern but the operators.

14.11.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just replying here so I can keep an eye on this thread, I anticipate excitement!

14.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

onlyfans bought out pizza hut and now you can buy a feet lover's pizzaยฎ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿฆถ

12.11.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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