atomic shrub

Cute!

I admire your stamina

Same!

And you looked great!

I had a great night!

Google search autocomplete suggestions to the partially typed search phrase “is it illegal to deton” is it illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon in utah is it illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon is it illegal to detox before a drug test does denton have a curfew is spitting on someone a crime in texas is it illedal to deface australian

That’s a weirdly specific first autocomplete

The whimsy!

Hahaha one of my friends did this and then was like “what if they say I don’t have autism when I put this much work into preparing?” and I was like “pretty sure that’s not a thing you need to worry about”

Screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation Them: I love how you don’t pretend to be anything but yourself 🩷 Me: I don’t know how but thank you!

It’s nice to be appreciated 🥰

The bereavement admin, the cold logistics of patching around the hole where a human used to be… there’s just so much more of it than you expect and it just doesn’t get easier

Fingers crossed!

Computer madness is written into your DNA at this stage. Eventually yoy just learn to live with it like background noise

This is such an ADHD coded manoeuvre

In case of you ever wondered, when you explain Wear It Purple Day to someone who has lived in Singapore their whole life, they look at you like you’ve grown a second head

In my dream last night, one of my oldest friends taught me how to do nangs using a toaster full of water and a pen 🤔

Old Guard 2 is objectively bad, but I love Uma Thurman as a villain and she makes a great foil for Charlize Theron

Might go fuck around and hope to remain in blissful ignorance later

I don’t know anything about Fletcher except that she’s apparently a musician and she’s dating a man. I know the second thing because I’ve seen at least 30 separate attempts at Discourse over it just in the last four days (to clarify: I do not wish to know more and in fact regret knowing this much)

Coooool

This is how I find out how hard the Mexican flag goes

Send more paramedics 🤒

Wtaf

Spouse: I feel bad that I don’t really know what National Reconciliation Week is and I’m married to an Aboriginal woman
Me: It’s NAIDOC for whitefellas and you don’t know much about it because your Aboriginal wife doesn’t give a shit about it
Spouse: Ohhhh

Ah my greatest foe, someone whose politics are
95% identical to my own

John it’s completely ruined me for going to the loo away from home

It’s finally cold enough to turn up the heat on my self-heating toilet seat [I am seized by a jeering crowd and carried to the guillotine]

It’s working for you

Chair: Any questions about the presentation on AI research assistants?
Me: Yes! I am wondering how we as producers of academic knowledge reconcile the ethical concerns of using a tool trained on stolen information to replace functions previously performed by junior researchers
[chair cuts me off]

A short AI generated summary of an email, reading “Outrageous letter; unsubscribe link provided.”

Apple’s AI email summary function continues to nail it