"They're eating the tofu. The tofu. You know those little, those little bitty squares. What are they like. Like. A SPONGE. We don't like the firm folks, only the soft. But they're eating it."

We have lox a legend. Zabar's is the best.

how is no news outlet like, hmmm..... every time there's some big scandal going on the republicans come up with some obscure scandal no one has ever heard of or understands? seems like there's something there :)

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

We (Democrats, reporters, society in general) should and should be able to make this into a big story.

Also - just when they started to figure out how to monetize it they start talking about this lmao

Paying uber drivers fair wages would destroy the industry - a familiar refrain from the C suite

It doesn’t get any more straightforward. Trump team has overplayed their hand and people will realize it when you call their bluff.

Lmao - such a great pull.

Seriously - every state tailored - here is a picture of the counter intel unit they closed on human trafficking, here‘s all the money they’re pouring into paying out of state thugs to come to your home and beat up your friends and neighbors.

a cartoon of aladdin and abu from aladdin ALT: a cartoon of aladdin and abu from aladdin

Also a failing of Millers crew in all those years frothing over Obama‘s and Biden’s executive orders not realizing how narrowly tailored they were. Federal ice facilities like a genie in a bottle! All that power…

Domestic terrorist protestors, thank you. Bravely protesting the ICE domestic terrorism programs.

cutting in all the times trump used the same words makes this, weirdly, one of the most effective ads I've seen about Epstein

Generals having to do the work of republicans in congress!

And also - her "joke" was true! (unless she doesn't really care about lower taxes).

Tongue in cheek is best you could say

it's a Hanukkah miracle because there's like 8 jewish holiday's in there lol.

We went to celebrate only one holiday, and there were 20!

GTFO no way

FP can't even make high school newspaper level articles

Media exclusive Bari Weiss to lead CBS News as part of major Paramount Skydance shakeup: sources By Alexandra Steigrad Published Oct. 2, 2025, 3:24 p.m. ET

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation.

Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

Only so many _______ (insert comfort gimmick here) pillows to go around, mother fuckers!!!

make CBS late night advertising look like a 1am infomercial. So fucking embarrassing.

Whitehouse: "It obviously makes a big difference when you have a professional DOJ and there's no alleged involvement of the president in a sex trafficking operation. This is different. This is a MAGA DOJ conducting an investigation into a trafficking operation in which POTUS may well be implicated"

Thugs

Your overly suspicious! Maybe look into that!

so wild because i don't hear what david claims. It's like when Mandami had a post about rosh hashannah. If someone is doing nice honest outreach and you're like "why is he sinersterly appreciating and celebrating our culture" when the person has given you no reason to be suspicious.

learn a lot from each other lmao

more and more I am convinced a good share of why Trump 2 is so much worse than before is because of what Elon did to Twitter. it's like those group chats where people gassed themselves up to join ISIS, scaled up a millionfold

FASCISM IN AMERICA WILL COME WRAPPED IN THE FLAG WEARING TURTLE SHELL!!!

yeah - this is why we should have sent the testimony breakers in trump 1 to jail. to cool off.

bears and trees don't have money - a classic!

What do people think about proposing ways to actually hold Trump accountable? If we're just spitballing, dream for something big like, I don't know, following the law?