Andrea Sparkles

Now tell all your friends and enemies to do the same, Jerry.

Oh noes! Are billionaires afraid they’re going to have to give up some of their precious monies? So sad for them.

How wonderful! Many blessings to you and your family!

So many things in this thread that you couldn’t waterboard out of me. 😬

But then again, I’m not a fucking whiny ass pedo who thinks the world should accommodate my whims. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Congrats!

He said the same when he was in Canton yesterday. 🙄

The social contract between me and my alarm clock is broken.

Hakeem Jeffries’ charisma was lost in CERN circa 2016.

Some friendly mom advice disguised as a hot take…jelly shoes hurt our feet back in the 80s when they first came out. They hurt our feet in the late 90s when they made a second appearance. And they will continue to hurt our feet now that they’re back again, no matter how cute they are!

Ok whatevs. 🙄

Oh to be so witty! 😂😂😂

Thank god this one fizzled out. The last thing I need is to share a name with a hurricane.

Srsly.

True, but I feel I might still be basking in the glow of having ranked choice voting.

With the way this is going, we’ll probably get there soon.

I worked at Tower Records on 66th back in the day. Answered the phone to, “Hello, this is Carly Simon. May I please speak to my son Ben?”

Didn’t realize the kid Ben working there was Ben Taylor.

🍩🍩🍩

Quelle surprise.

a man on a motorcycle is being pushed by another person Alt: Motorcycle scene from the movie, dumb and dumber

Two high-agency males going at it.

We are on the craziest of timelines. First Joann, now pattern companies. Meanwhile @ethanembry.bsky.social is sewing his own jeans. Anybody up for a Friday Nite Stitch ‘N Bitch?

How many needles have you broken?

But look at the joyous occasion you woke up to! It’s like Christmas morning! 🎄🤣

😂😂😂

Do we think this will make him blow a gasket? Is it time to put the bubbly in the fridge?

Same, except mine isn’t cheap. It’s the good shit. Treat yourself!

They are going to unintentionally expose their election fraud in this little spat, and I. can’t. wait.

Such a petty motherfucker. And did I mention racist and sexist?

This right here. It shouldn’t be a war between ppl making $50k and those making $100k.

Allegedly they had some sort of threesome going, and Vmort’s wife has left him for Leon. Highest bidder, I guess.

I haven’t had any weight loss yet, but my pain and fatigue has diminished by at least 50%, and my blood sugar is well controlled. The pain reduction alone is a huge win.