Snow/Eden

Poorly edited tweet reading "Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found Vanitas Kingdomhearts shoved inside a Milky Way. No words."

sounds bad, its turned on by default, you have to manually opt out of it, and generally I've seen it used to shove more random videos into the recommended (and itd be unwatchably unpleasant to listen to)

I think it could be neat but everything about its implementation feels shoved into your face

A collection of 25 different cards whose art I like. Here are shortened names because many of these names are long... Utopic Future Blue-eyes chaos max WISH of Outerverse Generaider Boss of Storms Five-Headed Link Dragon Gear Groovy Chaos Breaker Deluge Dark Matter Demolition Rainbow Neos Unstoppable Exodida Zeroth Dragon Zoa Sevensgias Endruler dragon Overturn Miserea Azi Dahaka Re:B Bico Stella Gladimagia Veissrugr Gally Gabalus Gargantua Dragon Re:B Zorga Masques Raindear Underworld Goddess Arthalion Tamer Editor

got possessed by the idea of using Topster to rate things that aren't games, movies, or music. So I made a collage of random cards from various card games that I think are Sick and Badass

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 A fragmentary passage (Replay)
Bit of a weird time capsule of back before KH3 released and people wanted to move on. Fun enough to play it once or twice, but its not deep enough to be as replayable as the game's design insists it is. Beautiful atmosphere, at least.

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

it's a really weird thing because I feel like its a consequence of the whole "the biggest media franchise ever" thing? So people will get mad at them not doing the obvious crowd pleaser designs

they'll see mega starmie or dudunsparce and go "did the billion dollar franchise JUST TALK BACK TO ME?"

vanguard jumpscare?!
(overdress season 2 is peak and i somehow havent watched OG)

God this dub has no right being as good as it is.

noone:
the humble green imps:

Sega had the threat of bankruptcy to make them press the big button, microsoft has no choice but to spiral with this because xbox is just one part of a company too big and important to fail lol
also sega was better at making games

ingesting modern sloppies and putting it into my vocabulary

I've been thinking for a while now about how I feel like we've gone a long time without levels being designed for anything beyond "looking real" and there's been a severe drain of devs with actual level design expertise and this feels relevant

Extreme responses to the Halo multiplat thing do make one think. It's sorta sad how Halo's relevance has declined so precipitously, but it's still vitally symbolic to the Xbox brand as they've not managed to develop anything as evocative in 20yrs. That, imo, is worse than 'going multiplat'.

oh my god ive never seen something be *too long* for alt text before.

"You're a TimeCube traveler, but you are educated stupid. Your Character is cornered, 4-corner head, 1-corner face, 4-corner life metamorphosis. Family is a 4-corner rotation, mother, father, son, daughter. Life rotation debunks Trinity. Academic cubelessness is evil."

"Rule # 547: The # of types of people there are = (Z=12)*{{LOG10(# of years of evolution)}/3}, where Z = # of model types in the sci-fi tv series Battlestar Galactica, which reveals 4 of the 12 humanoid models. So, since there are 12 model types, then the story takes place 1,000 years into the future from present, since maxim TL is/seems to be @ 30 C1 ~ to year 3000."

"Rule # 537: The movie i-bot symbolize that there is a greater force than either god or/& satan. In the movie i-bot, symbolism is duel between creator (god) & satan. The creator is the white scientist, and satan is symbolized by the black dude, wanting his woman. The creator rescues satan, who back-stabs the creator, after satan is rescued by the creator. The creator is killed by satan, but NOT before creator accidently imprisons satan, his imprisonment symbolized by the society that the creator created. In the movie i-bot, the black dude has nightmare(s), which is symbolic for him wanting white girl, whom he failed to rescue, but he probably [assuming he (the black dude) is an incompetent {in terms of morals} cop] set the whole thing up, so he could play the hero, but didn’t have enough Negative Energy to succeed, symbolizing that she was a minor & was out of his reach, symbolized by him NOT being able to reach her as her car sank into the river or lake, which is symbolized form of Gauss Theory, consisting of lines of force; he attempts just as he did, except later, with the older & alternate version of that white girl, but NOT the same female: symbolizing that evil never dies. So, he would later create a more elaborate conspiracy to get a white woman, that of the scientist who rescues him, using a more complex plan or/and conspiracy, so that he would not fail a 2nd time. The creator (of the i-bots) gets the same # of points that of the black dude, who wants to use his points for to attract a white woman, rather than for science; but, as if it were a GM script, where the black dude is forced or chooces to (as if he were an Anglo-Saxon) use his points in form of Negative Energy, since GM woudn’t allow him to use his points in a another more direct way, to attract a white woman. In the movie i-bot, stat(s) of the robot(s) can be reduced to [{3 +/- (1d6 @ 3 or less)d6} C2 DP] or [{(1d6)*(1d6)} or (1d6)^2 @ C2 DP], that of Lex in the tv series Smallville, converting hi

"3 EQUATOR 4 CORNER EARTH TIME ROTATES 96 HOURS AS A SIMULTANEOUS 4 DAY CUBE. YOU WERE TAUGHT THAT THE EARTH HAS ONLY ONE EQUATOR AS IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT. YOU WERE TAUGHT IGNORANCE CREATION HAS TWO SEX POLES & 4 CORNER RACES OF HUMANS. GOD IS CORNERED AS A QUEER. "

These long, rambling posts by people who clearly needed some type of help, got to release their madness uncensored and unfiltered.That gives me hope I can someday write my own drivel, even if it ends with getting harassed off the internet or something.

one of my most toxic traits is loving shit like Timecube and Hybrid. Is some of the content, especially in the former, real awful? yes. but something about them is genuinely inspiring to me. You can put anything on the Internet and someone will find and gawk at the weird shit you made eventually

YouTube video by GameSpot Halo: Campaign Evolved vs Halo Combat Evolved Side by Side Graphics Comparison

I think a fundamental problem here, and why people are bouncing off, is that the new, too sleek, too polished visuals don't take me back to the original, or even look how I pictured them in my mind's eye. They severe me from that and remind me that it's 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvS...

he's in *three*. And its supposed to be a trilogy but iirc every release of this show has all of the episodes in the wrong order so they not only fail to show you these episodes in a row, they also do so in the wrong order

superman drinking some water call that his Fortress of Liquitude

I heard of it when I was young because the gamecube version of viewtiful Joe had a trailer for the game built in. Years later I played it and was surprised it was a tank control game that's like 3 hours long and made with the budget of pocket lint and a sandwich

I feel like the only person whose played PN03. mediocre game but its stylistically interesting. If it weren't so clunky and stuck on the gamecube because of the "Capcom Five" shit at the time people would maybe remember it more

It also ignores the fundamental reality of
1. The price of a game affects expectations for your game 9 times out of 10
2. You also just can't tell people to *lower their expectations* as a company lmao

very funny to continue banging the 'games should cost more' drum as 80%< of games that launched at 70 have bombed or underperformed. It even got MonHun. We can go to 80 though it'll be fine

honestly I'm looking forward to execs scratching their head when their entirely nostalgia based marketing and business decisions doesn't work at all because they went for generations without making anything for kids to get attached to on their own, assuming their inherited nostalgia will stay strong

Kids are priced out of toys, they are priced out of video games, all they get are games like Roblox and Fortnite designed from the ground up to exploit them.

the jiggle physics of the soul

me trying to enjoy top banana

Nights Into Dreams
Wish I liked this more. Wondrous vibes but the actual gameplay can be frustrating. Weirdly stressful as well. Starting to think Yuji Naka is allergic to text

Sonic R (Saturn)
Don't play this. The soundtrack is great and there's something secretly satisfying when it clicks, but I don't think the frustration with these horrid controls are worth it. A technical marvel for the system, though. Also wish something took a better shot at the collectathon angle