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GWAR > anything that MAGA types listen to, just FYI

This summer for me as a person who has been injured in an immobilizing way
- stuck at home
- must be cautious about what and where i go when I leave the house
- deepening and alarming fascism I can witness through the window of my phone

I really didn’t want to relive 2020

You come to realize exactly how short a day truly is you can literally go and do nothing to enjoy one for many of them in a row.

Excited because I hated all those movies (sorry milla) despite loving the games when I was a kid and I think he can do them right.

Disappointed because he’s so good at original concepts. It’s like if Jordan Peele picked up some major video game adaptation.

I’m simultaneously excited and a little disappointed that Zach cregger’s next movie is a new resident evil adaptation

Andre the Giant hated Hulk Hogan and all I’ll say about that is that Andre was right.

Fat Wreck closing up shop (sort of) by selling its catalog to Hopeless is something I didn’t expect to hit me in the feels. End of an era. But I maintain this was all just a long game by Hopeless to obtain the last two Dillinger Four albums

Pittsburgh, just what the fuck does that sign mean? What could it possibly be trying to communicate to you?

@anamariecox.bsky.social listening to the 28 Years Later episode while running errands today and found myself thinking about Civil War *right* before you brought it up, so I made a detour to buy a used physical copy so I’m not beholden to streaming/rights issues and can watch it anytime.

28 Years Later was great and this screenshot is my full review.

I am tired of earth, of these people…

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Bring Her Back is a very well done, effective horror movie. And I can’t recommend it to anybody. Anybody at all. Jesus fucking Christ.

Today I learned on @lpotl.bsky.social what the “cool zone” in @coolzonemedia.bsky.social means. I knew it wasn’t actually a good thing lol

As I was driving up Rialto a short while ago, drivers in the downhill lane had their cars in park and were out of their cars removing branches and debris from the uphill lane ahead of me. Thanks, Pittsburgh.

Million dollar screenplay idea: An alternate history #FinalDestination where someone prevents 9/11 and then 3,000 people have to figure out how to avoid death

The most unbelievable thing about the original #FinalDestination movie is that a jock would be driving around with his cheerleader girlfriend blasting the song “Into The Void” by Nine Inch Nails.

I bet the pope likes Malort

This is in part why I have developed some “prepper” tendencies this past year. Climate change is here and it’s happening where you live whether or not you recognize it outside right now, today. Have a plan for what to do in the honestly pretty likely event of natural disasters in your area.

Romney West Virginia feels like a small town from an early Stephen King novel.

Re: #Kneecap - anything that pisses off this many right wingers is worth me at least checking out and so far I’ve determined that yes I like this music

Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."

Germany issuing a travel warning to the US… they know fascism when they see it.

Today’s a great day for the Yellowstone supervolcano to blow.

Woke liberals and leftists want you to think that wearing seatbelts is good for you. Don’t let them tell you what to do. Seatbelts are for cucks.

If the Republican party doesn’t use martial law or the insurrection act by Labor Day I will be shocked

Tired of reliving the “we really had it all” sequence from Don’t Look Up every single day

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

I want to get stickers that read “real men don’t wear seatbelts” and put them up in the bathrooms of suburban sports bars and see if I can seed a conspiracy theory about seatbelts being “woke” among right wing idiots

Over the last week I've been debating digging out a number of 25 year old Dead Kennedys tshirts

Pittsburgh here, sorry to disappoint lol