@exhibit-they.bsky.social
they/them, but also "yeah no, I get it, I know what I look like" β’ fren-shaped π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈβΎοΈ β’ tells jokes, regrets them often β’ hopeless and/or romantic A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
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14.02.2026 11:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quite so π¬
14.02.2026 09:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even a fun size wouldn't be, uh... fun, I suspect
14.02.2026 09:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does... does he assume people would actually want something the size of a Coke can? Bold move if so.
14.02.2026 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of the most enjoyable rewatches of a series I've done lately. Camp, sure, but great fun
13.02.2026 23:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did they perhaps mean "persist" or one of a plethora of excellent and pre-existing verbs?
13.02.2026 09:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a long way to spell "It's white".
12.02.2026 12:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crawling with goats? You're kidding.
12.02.2026 08:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0huge (them) if true
11.02.2026 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's a genius. And so am I because I like him.
11.02.2026 13:59 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This seems important
youtu.be/KnWQW3C1JR8?...
"Hey you seem to have quite a high, uh... drive."
Yes, I'm like a radio in North Korea. Obnoxious, almost nobody wants to hear it, and absolutely impossible to turn off.
A drafts folder sounds too much like quality control for me
10.02.2026 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over Β£300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London
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09.02.2026 23:06 β π 803 π 224 π¬ 4 π 5I put the real one in the bottom drawer.
10.02.2026 07:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
10.02.2026 07:26 β π 2681 π 751 π¬ 21 π 19
It's like school all over again. π
09.02.2026 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheep are naturally slightly magnetic, which is why you'll usually see them facing the same way.
This is also how cattle grids work.
Follow me for more bollocks.
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LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD
08.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone complaining about the Super Bowl or American football in general can just not watch it, it's fine.
08.02.2026 18:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sits bolt upright in bed*
MILES PROWER SOUNDS LIKE MILES PER HOUR
OH MY GOD
HOW DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PUN FOR 30 YEARSβ½
Whichever is greater.
07.02.2026 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, he shouldn't keep going back there.
07.02.2026 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With cheap taste, no sense of the value of things, and with significant global climate impact? Spot on.
04.02.2026 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They no longer have the pull they used t-... [is yanked offstage by a shepherd's hook]
03.02.2026 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Apparently, slicing costs 100g.
02.02.2026 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big Clive deathtrap lamp tester alert
31.01.2026 22:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a reminder folks that it's Friday.
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oh no
"i asked a computer to 'yes, and...' with me and i don't understand why that's not compelling evidence"
That's how it sounds when I see it
