Alice Lee

I’m just gonna howl forever

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

Mascot costume; a sporty child reimagined as a humanoid horse. It has a unicron horn, but it's a traffice cone. It's called Finnie, a unicorn with a traffic cone for a horn. Mascot for Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2026

So the mascot for the is Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2026 is Finnie, a unicorn with a traffic cone for a horn.

Honestly that's a lot of fun.

When talking about technically unskilled users, try replacing misogynist and ageist stereotypes with new and more exciting stereotypes

Instead of “it’s so easy even my grandma can use it”, try “it’s so easy even the nepotism hire can use it”

Google Meet automation to reschedule meetings forever and generate excuses with AI

"Train is the new private jet." Dua Lipa continues to promote taking the train over flying, boarding a Eurostar to London at Gare du Nord. This is climate-conscious messaging done right. Posted by lejeuneengage on IG.

Oh lol I misread and thought I missed the max announcement

WHAT

E.g. X-Delivery-Tracking: EH58563495GB; Royal Mail

Idea: X-Delivery-Tracking header for web pages and email that allow you to specify tracking information, so that apps don’t have to pull them out of the body

Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

A dog lying upside down on a person’s lap. The dog has extremely long ears draping down, and very droopy jowls.

Maple is letting it all hang out

If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now

Congrats! Are you still going to be a regular host of WTYP?

A tan and white young basset hound wearing a small cowboy hat is sitting on the lap of a person in an office chair. The person is holding the dog with one hand under the dog’s stomach and one hand across the dog’s chest.

Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

cute t-shirt!

A basset hound puppy sitting sideways on a stair, facing towards the camera

Maple has figured out how to get up stairs but not down, so she goes up a few stairs then cries until someone picks her up to take her back down

Massive away win for the little fella.

A small basset hound puppy sleeping on a towel with it’s head rest on a teddy bear

A basset hound puppy lying down, with one front paw extended out in front of it, and one front paw curled back under itself. Its head is up and its large ears are down to the floor

Our little potato is home 🥺 Meet Maple #DogsOfBluesky

whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website

A PC motherboard with a dark grey ice cream looking substance being dispensed onto it by an ice cream machine. The substance is the colour of thermal paste. It is being deposited onto the CPU area and there is a dollop about the size of a tennis ball on it.

bring back lobotomies

A stock photo of a woman standing next to an old partially disassembled PC and kissing it, holding a knife behind her back. A caption below reads “business woman kissing computer before murdering it”

Actually me

new to bsky? here's my list of what to do and what not to do. you are my vassal now and I am your liege lord. now raise your levies, we're going to war with my third brother cousin once removed

in order to expedite the week, Thursday has been canceled

There's a media push to treat transphobic violence as something that is perpetrated by evil individuals (rednecks, young men in bars, etc) who murder out of ignorant hatred. The truth is, trans people are murdered quietly and systematically by the institutions that are supposed to protect them.

Trans day of remembrance. Don't just focus on those trans people who have been murdered by strangers in public. Also remember the trans people who were denied healthcare, allowed to die in prison, encouraged to kill themselves by their loved ones, buried under the wrong name by their families.

Quite simply the largest number of Blåhaj I have seen in one place.

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Blåhaj Mountain.

A basset hound puppy lying down on someone’s lap. There is an orange blanket on the floor. The basset hound puppy is about 6 weeks old and has some wrinkles around her snoot and eyes. She has large droopy ears hanging down below her feet.

This little wrinkly potato is called Maple, she’s coming home with us on Friday 🍁