Haole Dream Girl

I was trying to order delivery groceries and I missed today’s deliveries because of the same. I think this is post Covid brain. For me.

This is how sharts were born

The subject of this speech was food conservation, in particular asking his fellow Americans to go easy on the grain as a way to help out famine-stricken Europe.

~ October 5 ~
1947: US President Harry S. Truman gives the first televised White House address.

Samesies!

Meme that says, “when you’re nobody’s type guess I’ll die alone”

Yay!

So much of my life is a fantasy/nightmare

I make the “it’s a gift and a curse” literal

I save those and gift the curse to someone else 😇

Lol, amen! 👏 👏 👏

never interrupt ur enemy while they're sucking u off

lol, most people don’t wash their hands for 20 seconds

My Uber is here

I’m not alone

Same. This wave of male plastic surgery is off putting in so many ways

It’s a good idea not to be bumbling sycophants to tech dudes who create apps. No matter the app 💫

Freeze them.

Got ghosted by a whole ass gen Xer adult friend. She was my emergency contact.

They totally can afford it. This is a choice.

If you want to be a dude you must LAN party

primary anybody who doesn't talk like this

Italians protest so much better than us

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I want pictures

Please tell me they play Closing Time?

This is pretty universal I thought?

It holds up

Hot Dog on a Stick is back open in Hilo 🤙

I’m high.

It’s not lost on me that I’m trading nutmeg for other spices and that I’m now a spice trader. But not for money or gold, just other spices

Just fried up a couple of bananas in weed oil and then ate them unreasonably fast because ono, and I fear I’m about to fly