Luke Tarzian

Moving in 2 weeks to a nicer, cheaper place 3 minutes away. Yay!

Everything is expensive and my dog passed away from surgery complications. Major fucking boo.

I’m so tired. I’ve got bills. Please buy my books.

Oooo a new review of The World-Maker Parable! 🔥

Doggo went home today,which is great.

However, we had to pay an additional $4500 more than what we were expecting because the vet underestimated 🫥

Anything helps.

Pupdate 2: Leg surgery went well, she should be going home tomorrow.

Just wanted to share this one more time. Anything helps! What we’ve raised so far is very much appreciated. 🫶

lol. “Yellar.”

Hey everyone. Pupdate.

Surgery today went well. Only some bruising on internal organs, but nothing major. Doggo's gonna be in the ICU tonight with a vet on 24-hour watch. Leg surgery is Friday and she should be back home Sunday or Monday.

Woohoo! (Aggressively)

Hey everyone. Pupdate.

Surgery today went well. Only some bruising on internal organs, but nothing major. Doggo's gonna be in the ICU tonight with a vet on 24-hour watch. Leg surgery is Friday and she should be back home Sunday or Monday.

Donate to Surgery and recovery for Catcher, organized by Luke Tarzian Hi everyone. My name is Luke. I’m starting this campaign for my dad and our dog. Catcher… Luke Tarzian needs your support for Surgery and recovery for Catcher

Hey everyone. Hate that I have to post this. My dog was hit by a car tonight and suffered a shattered leg and damage to her intestines. Surgery and medical expenses are roughly $20,000. It’s been a rough year and anything helps.

gofund.me/29fd98bcc

Thank you to everyone who’s shared or donated. It’s immensely appreciated!

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Nope. But we’re managing. Somehow.

Ty. It’s been *a night*

I’m calling you every name in the book if you fucking tell me to “just euthanize” my dog.

Donate to Surgery and recovery for Catcher, organized by Luke Tarzian Hi everyone. My name is Luke. I’m starting this campaign for my dad and our dog. Catcher… Luke Tarzian needs your support for Surgery and recovery for Catcher

Hey everyone. Hate that I have to post this. My dog was hit by a car tonight and suffered a shattered leg and damage to her intestines. Surgery and medical expenses are roughly $20,000. It’s been a rough year and anything helps.

gofund.me/29fd98bcc

If you pirate my books, or any author’s books, I genuinely hope you develop week-long constipation.

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I bought the stupidest fucking sweater 😂

7 up for grabs.

Them: “Hey Luke, how do you write commercially appealing fantasy?”

Me: “That’s the cool part—I don’t.”

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This one’s next on my TBR. Love how much people are enjoying it.

Impressive, right? 😂

Dude, that movie was my SHIT when I was younger

I wish my writing came from a happier place. That said, my depression and grief and churned out some fucking BANGERS.

Is that before or after the horse and the lemons?

THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE An Adjacent Monsters Nightmare Performed by TEAGAN WALSH-DAVIS LUKE TARZIAN

🔥 I’m giving away TEN (10) audiobook promo codes in exchange for a review. Just DM me.

“The guilt will always call you back.”

THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis, is an interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.