Travers

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take

ME (SWEATY, SHIVERING): They should… ugh… lemme have the antidote

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: 100% disagree

Philando Castile in glasses, a blue shirt, and red lanyard over his neck.

Rest In Peace to Philando Divall Castile who was taken from us by police on this day in 2016. (7/16/1983 - 7/6/2016).

The Dodgers told me their pitchers keep tearing their UCLs so I asked how many pitchers they have and they said they go to the minors and get a new pitcher so I said it sounds like they're just feeding pitchers to Tommy John and then their daughter started crying

Then why did you vote against impeachment??

Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times | Defector Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. M...

"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

OH NO THE BLUESKY SPORTS DISCOURSE IS BACK.

MORE PUNTS ARE NEEDED.

THOMAS MORSTEAD PUNTING MIXTAPE TIME.

I think the Thunder's looks better because it was shorter and much more successful, but they were shutting players down to purposely lose games

I saw a prius with a thin blue line sticker and was wondering who could possibly have those politics until I realized that is the average Democratic congressperson

Some of my friends are getting together later, I think they're going to cook and eat me. You should come through

There was a hard foul on Caitlin Clark? Oh no should we call in the national guard?

Ben Solak if he got the super soldier serum

Brutalist storefront in Syracuse, NY (OC) r/brutalism

That one Sports Alert that derails your day

#sports #kofie #kofiewhy

Doing a bump off the cruciform key. The entity and I are really starting to vibe actually

This is the kind of shit that got Shinzo Abe assassinated

I think he's seen as effeminate, similar to KAT, which obviously is the worst thing you can be

It was always bizarre that people thought Elon Musk was a genius because he bought Tesla and SpaceX. Do you think Robert Kraft is a good football player

A fan approaching Ron Artest during malice at the palace

Has anyone in the history of the earth every had more dip on their chip than this man at this moment

A man with a long white beard is chained to the top of the backboard. From the Luck of the Irish

An interesting experience of using reddit now is that because they purged most of the explicitly far right part of the site you will now stumble into seemingly innocuous subreddits and slowly realize it's filled with neonazis

A picture of Eric Bledsoe with the lyrics "He got muscles for no reason, Eric Bledsoe"

Jayson Tatum

Hearing the Vatican is thinking the Pope they’re targeting will likely be available at the end of round one. Front office thinks they could trade down and stockpile assets from the Eastern Orthodox, who are hoping to move up and grab a replacement for the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople.

A picture of Whittaker from The Pitt under a tweet that reads "if the student doctor looks like this you are about to die in that pitt"

Referring to CEOs like they are a protected class is so funny

phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness

My NBA regular season take is that it’s ridiculous that they play 82 games to only eliminate 10 out of the 30 teams. Everyone has realized that the games are basically meaningless

Youtube video with a thumbnail that has a guy next to the text "Most Racist Man Alive"

Great YouTube thumbnail