Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron

Does anyone have a milkweed garden bed? I want to start one this year and I'm wondering if I should add a structure to encourage the caterpillars to j-hang nearby, since it's fun to watch them 🌱 any input on what they like would be helpful.

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

i fucking love this movie. It's a work of art. perfection.

Pittsburgh, there's a federal grand jury that's very active right now, seems to be investigating last year's graffiti case. If you are contacted by the FBI or receive a subpoena to the grand jury, you should tell everyone you know and call the Federal Public Defender 412-644-6565.

Sam Altman tweet: >be me > grind for a decade trying to help make superintelligence to cure cancer or whatever ›mostly no one cares for first 7.5 years, then for 2.5 years everyone hates you for everything ›wake up one day to hundreds of messages: "look i made you into a twink ghibli style haha"

Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit

atta boy, mark

Finally got one of my poems in the New Yorker kind of

They just did the "Carlton Cam" during the TV timeout and didn't put Will Smith on the jumbotron to make him do it, this is the worst thing you've done all season @sixersnba.bsky.social

50 hr season incoming

I know it's not a popular stance these days but I really hate the group of three little old guys who follow me around betting on everything I do. I'm starting to smell like the weird, yellow liquor they drink

creamy >>> sugary

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

I am always amazed that people can even remember who they fucked. It's been a long life of rolling around, only the good are kept warm in my memory (plus the super realistic sex dreams have messed with my head too many times lol)

also ppl who keep track of the number of sexual partners they have, once they're past the age of like, 22, are weirdos with an agenda.

unless your total is like 3 people that's fine to be aware of it, but once you've slept with more than 20ppl why on earth are you still counting?

Tag urself in MMmi

More of this! #TeslaTakedown

serif font sticker with caption: ok yes i knew he was a psychopath since at least the pedo diver thing but look it was like 2017 I thought i needed a car with 300 mile range for road trips with my family but since my wife left me i could make do with a smaller battery except it's now really hard to sell this and i can't afford a new lease and child support at the same time

i made a more sympathetic bumper sticker for the anti elon tesla club people

when I was super young I worked for the guy who booked her first tour and he was like "I made Courtney Love famous, apologies" and I know my bullshit detector has always been finely tuned cause I was like "yo fuck this guy" on sight and he proved himself to be a huge dickweed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

guy mowing his lawn in a tornado meme. guy labeled "me looking for a new job" tornado labeled "the impending destruction of the united states by the american nazi party"

being alive right now is so stupid

guy who doesn't understand weekly pickup schedules and just puts his trash cans out when he sees everyone else doing it

my bohemian parents: let's keep this archival piece of political art in a cheap acrylic frame in the unventilated kitchen for 55 years

me: im dropping a literal grand to preserve this piece forever more

I feel like there are grounds to say Jimmy Butler has never been happier

Fan art of a group of Pikmin running, flowers blooming on their heads

whistle #art (wallpapers below!)

tax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do

In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?

I found out today that one of my friends has been slacking off so hard in one of his jobs that he got another job to fill the time, and then he got a promotion at the first job. I was like, "you are my hero" 🤩

“limited time offer” yeah dude everything is, it’s called the passage of time

In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?