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Colored-pencil card drawing of Vada Pinson

Colored-pencil card drawing of Vada Pinson

Vada Pinson, Cincinnati Reds, 1958 Topps

11.08.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cardinals having a young fan who dresses up like the cops of baseball is a little too on brand for the franchise

11.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Odelay!

10.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rizzo couldn't carry Votto's jock

09.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am curious: Do parents complain about the increase in days off during the school year? I remember the random professional development days could be a little difficult to manage as parents (needing to obtain child care).

08.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a helluva of a thing to get concerned about for the NFL. I can imagine 50 other issues they could take on before this

08.08.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonny Grey or Sonny Gray. I could never remember

08.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It rocks that the trump White House keeps asking: goddammit can Joe Rogan save us

07.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a little bit you left out there.

07.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obituary: Norman E. Johns, Longtime Cincinnati Symphony Cellist, 74 - Symphony In Wednesday’s (8/6) Strad (U.K.), an unbylined article reports, β€œThe Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra (CSO) has announced the death of a former member, cellist Norman E. Johns, after a two-year battle with cancer. Johns joined the orchestra in 1975 and was recognized as the CSO’s longest-serving African American musician, only retiring from his position as assistant... Read more Β»

New from Symphony: Obituary: Norman E. Johns, Longtime Cincinnati Symphony Cellist, 74

07.08.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watermelon nights are calling

06.08.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We Love Bob! Top Five for sure

06.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's wrong with being sexy?

03.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baseball player wearing a red helmet with the letter c on the front ALT: a baseball player wearing a red helmet with the letter c on the front
03.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy gave them a hometown discount so they could build around him and they dismantled the team anyway. And then they make money off the sale of his jersey. The depravity of these owners.

03.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of a George Carlin joke and he was going on and on about something and compared it to Ferdinand Magellan and then said "and I'm referring to his second voyage" I thought it was so funny

03.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m getting word that Tony La Russa was the one who made the call thinking they could start this game on time.

03.08.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pixies β€œHere Comes Your Man”

02.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're ready now, here's your...

02.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well as a US Senator, my job is twofold. Of course you have to do a lot of fundraising, campaigns are expensive. So there's a lot of that. And also sometimes I go on Benny Johnson's podcast and tell him that I'm too scared to drive into the city for a Cincinnati Reds game these days.

02.08.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2722    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 3

Cassius be talking like Cletus? Hey, Jer! Get off the dang roof!

02.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, yes

02.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just yesterday, Ohio's Senator Moreno threatened to cut off federal funds to Cincinnati unless the city "cracks down" which can only mean lock up and harass minorities

02.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely not. I'm afraid we're going to have to burn all of Kentucky -- Paducah, Lexington, Louisville, Harlan, Cincinnati -- to the ground now.

01.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we were just in downtown Cincinnati last month, what an absolute hellhole, feared for our lives the entire time

01.08.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I understood where you were coming from (i didn't need the f bomb, sorry)....you were right on the state level we have the worst politicians. Completely corrupt statehouse.

01.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fuck we did. Moreno didn't win Cincinnati. Red counties sure did

01.08.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bernie Moreno declares war on his own constituents, threatening that he's going to push for the cutoff of federal funds to Cincinnati over a street brawl in the city

01.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 7

The same way β€œMoneyball” made what used to be passionate fans into cap nerds and analytics experts I think it’s turned a lot of regular people into amateur VCs.

01.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

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