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happy 51st birthday to Gamemaster Anthony

10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

Her in the library

DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

What if the entire team was Curt Schilling

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

many good bits in this essay on the absurdity and condescension of art-world white-trash cosplay

my friends and i helped this lady a couple weeks ago. it was tedious work, and tourists got weirdly defensive with us. over the course of one hour we threw out thousands of stupid pieces of plastic crap, and i rescued one little guy

this is what people are like in Rhode Island. Family Guy is a documentary

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to me this counts as terrifying

"a winking confrontation of 'where's my dinner'" had me in stitches

sometimes i do love bushwick

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a real genius walks among us

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

The ICE Contractor Down the Hall A tour through the Midtown intelligence firms and courier services that help keep the agency running.

new from me at @curbed.com: everyone ICE did business with in New York City last year www.curbed.com/article/ice-...

mind you the mormons say the garden of eden was in missouri

you shouldn’t have to answer emails under these conditions

tonight i took a photo of two cats

the BUCKETS issue of Plastics is here

Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”

Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”

i am a boston sports partisan, which means i support the sox, the celtics, and the bruins. i don't support a football team because boston has no football team. i will not cheer for the team that plays here

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!

below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

went to the guggenheim on a weekday and it was filled with the coolest gen xers and boomers imaginable. you had your mom/adult son duos, elder gay couples, women who look like rock critics… aura-farming without conscious effort. it was an honor just to be in the same room as them

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"