Conner M. Leach

Movie idea: Steve Martin and Martin Short play recently laid off government clerks who decide to go back to school to pursue their passions, join a frat, and show the young kids how things used to be while learning the strengths of Gen Z.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

the world has changed

I don't like the president very much

The next James Bond movie should start with the new Bond having a sick action scene, bumping into someone he knows, and they say, “I heard you died.” And he says something like, “People like to talk.”

God, I wish Democrats were a progressive party.

Every day, ICE commits human rights violations. No amount of “reform” can fix an agency built on fear, family separation, and racial profiling. We must abolish ICE. Completely.

It’s officially one year until I get married!!

I’m not familiar with an Imperfect version of Abomination, so if this is just strictly based on that I’m sorry. I like the card, I just definitely thought it was Destroyer the first time I saw it, and assuming that’s not the goal, it’s getting a 8/10. Art by Ryan Kinnaird and Joverine. #MarvelSnap

This is the holiday themed Abomination that gets high marks for successfully depicting Blonsky but also because I find it charming he’d make a snowman so angry. Art by Ryan Kinnaird and Afif Khaled. 9/10 — why he have string lights??

Before 1999, did people refer to the idea of living in a simulation as “the matrix”? Or is that something that movie coined?

This is a great design brought down only by the confusing mesh in the bottom of the card where him and Hulk blur together. But otherwise flawless. 9.5/10 — that grin kills me!! This design by Ryan Brown.

So the Pixel Abomination, on principal, I have to rate lower than the base. But this isn’t like a terrible pixel card. 6/10 — the fish ears are present and that’s honestly enough for me. This was put together by G-Angel, and if I learn later that they made other pixel cards I’m sorry. #MarvelSnap

I’m just gonna start rating Marvel Snap cards for fun. This is the base Abomination card, made by Devoted. 7/10 — love the classic design and modern style, but I wish the fish ears were more prominent. #MarvelSnap

Who did dis?

I genuinely think Corpse Bride might be amongst the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen. Like how crazy that they made THAT movie THAT good to look at

EJECTO SEATO CUZ

I find myself wishing sometimes that someone would just do it.

Ya know?

I’m watching a movie where Charles Dance plays the President of The United States and I imagine before filming started he was asked if he could do an American accent and Charles Dance said “I honestly don’t know but it doesn’t matter because I wasn’t going to do one anyway”

My niece turned 7 today. Happy birthday Natalie!

😌☝🏽

It really is ALWAYS somebody’s birthday this month like damn

a lack of empathy for children is baked into the American culture and psyche and it is incredibly horrifying.

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

Sometimes I feel like I hear a Trump impression that’s like, not his voice, but it’s like this socially accepted Trump parody voice. I’m sure there’s a word for this, but it’s always very weird to witness in the wild.

Can you imagine if like. You went on a field trip, and on that field trip one of the students just got straight up kidnapped by aliens. Like the whole class saw it happen.

That’s basically the premise of Finding Nemo.