Jon Bell

This is absolute gold

I can't explain it, but whenever I see people posting in this style I am reminded of this tweet

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

God let His son die for us.
Then He made His son alive again three days later.

A) What fucking sacrifice? A long weekend?

B) If God only magics His own kids well again, what fucking use is He to the rest of us?

That’s the panel for me too this week! Genius!

God wants us to understand science. For example, to make sure we understand the Second Law of Thermodynamics, He gave us aging and death.

My actual favourite class test is one that David Reed gave me:

“Did the roof of your school come to a point?”

It works in the Netherlands

One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

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*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino*

‘What’s your name?’

‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’

Mongolia Olympic Team opening ceremony uniform by Goyol: slogan “What we carried through winter, we carry to the world”

Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest

Oh this is absolute genius.

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Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times

It’s great. You need to post when you get to the first f-bomb

Of all the things that never happened, this ‘Melania’ movie moment never happened the most. How much do you think they paid Nick to write this fiction?

On the anniversary of the UK leaving the EU, it is worth hearing once again the many benefits of Brexit, clearly articulated by those who voted for it.

Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.

T-rex selfie

Here…

Genuinely touching how much faith an Irish woman showed in the Metropolitan police #thetraitors

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Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

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Remember the Soviet joke about a man who always goes to look at the papers but never buys one. The news agent asks him what he's looking for and he says, "An obituary" and the news agent points out that they're always in the back section. "This one won't be".

The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.

how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of

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