MyOnlyLemonade

poll question: where do you get your news?

me: mia farrow

he sounds exactly like RFK 😬gonna go ahead and not dig any deeper into his life outside of baseball, lol. loved that dude as a kid.

Chris Rufo/Ron DeSantis overhauled New College and made it "the most financially inefficient school in the university system"

Degree yield is 19%, 2nd-worst in Fla.

Operating funds per student at New College: $83,207
Same category at Univ of Florida: $45,765

www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/e...

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

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@theguardian.com #ICE

oh my god they actually did it lmao

ugh, terrible. who could forget how the smoke from the second tower became a green screen and projected images of guliani during the subsequent news coverage. shameful.

can't put my finger on who he sounds like (almost sure it's a sketch comedy character) but his Very Serious Person voice goes right to the base of my spine.

[scrolling through the night with glee]: haha! eat shit! haha!

The woman in NoVA who flipped off the Trump motorcade and lost her job over it won a local office election tonight.

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

lmao, NY Post obviously banking on Mamdani voters buying a shit ton of these issues out of joy

Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say @andrewcuomo is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because @CurtisSliwa cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that. If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences. @realDonaldTrump is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together. We will know supposedly by 9:30pm. Say a prayer.

Nailed it

I dOn'T gIvE a ShiT aBoUt HaLLoWeEn

incredible

if shohei shakes his hand again, it will cause psychic damage. i am begging his handlers to tell him he can just sit there and smile. no touchy. everyone else? great--besmirch yourselves

Gonna be thinking for a very long time about the guy in the men’s room at the bar last night who bet $300,000 on the Jays to win, and was brandishing a bottle of Grey Goose during the 10th

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

time to write my novel i guess. I'll never watch sports again

fuckin fuck

a man wearing overalls and a yellow shirt is holding a video game controller ALT: a man wearing overalls and a yellow shirt is holding a video game controller

baseball gods rn

if he runs through, the game is likely over

Ernie Clement vs Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Flyout 💢

Exit velo: 100.7 mph
Launch angle: 35 deg
Projected distance: 366 ft

This would have been a home run in 2/30 MLB ballparks, but not at Dodger Stadium
HR in: BOS, CHC

LAD @ TOR
🔻 9th

i lived an entire lifetime in this reality and it was beautiful, my grandkids were at my side at the end, then i blinked and it was gone, but i have no regrets

DeAd (complimentary)

BALK BALK BALK BALK!!!!!

cracked it

haha he's actually bringing in yamamoto! this is frankenstein baseball now. it is a reanimated corpse

honestly asking myself if I would actually want this.

I . . . disagree with taking out bichette?