Just Karl

Thinking of getting into comics about horses

In order to adapt this riddle for modern audiences, the doctor will now shout "I can't operate on this boy! He's my biological son and I'm straight!"

Proof of Orchestra/Birds

Come hang out under a bridge! The Worst Orchestra in Omaha is here! Plus there are birds

And also a robot

Not without congressional approval you better not

Let me introduce you to beets

Today I'm not handling the state of geopolitics well

Aww go on

WOW has it been a long day
(Me every other solstice)

Some people have a memory palace. I have a lie world.

Found on a trailhead sign

"Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"

To the lone protestor holding an "Ice Melts" sign on the street corner, I offer my honks.

I want to try out the Aqua Aerobics class, really I do, I just don't think I have the stamina for an hour of classic rock

Leave the air a Tip?
20% 30% 40%

Overheard at the gym
"Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?"

"...22"

"Well then you don't even know who that is!"

My biggest fear is that someone I know and trust will turn out to be a human size marionette controlled by drones.

Overheard at the gym "Well don't take my word for it, I'm just talking out loud here"

A Reddit post from r/lgbt: Title, Why is "be gay, do crime" a thing? Body: Honestly I don't understand anything about this. Of all things why choose crime? That's like the one thing that is universally considered illegal. That's...

"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible

Overheard in the sauna:
"My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21"
"Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy"

Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?

Eating homemade meatball subs while I drive to work in a celebration of nihilistic optimism

NO, I did not pee in the pool. I pissed myself, THEN I got in the pool

Add "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" alongside "You drank your grandsons pee?" and "A ghost choked you in Switzerland?" in the Nathan Fielder hall of fame

I mean, it's 250 pencils, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

The true shame is that the original message "THIS IS A FRIDGE" is pretty dang funny

As my time with Pete the Cat: The Musical draws to a close, I can't help but reminisce on the wisdom I've gained.

He truly was a real cool cat.

I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil

Black and white Boston Terrier, Toby, side profile

Toby, Black and white Boston Terrier, looking at camera

Togo, Fawn Boston Terrier, camera looking up at her

All the cool kids sitting in the back of the class

Defriend the Police