Cliff Clinton

It is unbelievably funny how load bearing American democratic norms turned out to be

Trashhhhh

at this point you have to acknowledge that there is no way that these guys don't try to mess with the 2026 midterms. there is absolutely no respect for the legitimacy of the opposition

W: Snell (2-0)
L: Luzardo (0-1)
SV: Sasaki (2)
Freeman (1)

Jesus Christ get Blake Treinen the fuck off the mound and back to his problematic message boards

“DR ODYSSEY’S GONNA FUCK THE MOON”

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

wrote this line yesterday:

"If President Trump were, in other words, trying to instigate some kind of national divorce, it is hard to imagine what he would be doing differently than this."

“Mike Vrabel, merchant marines”
“Who gave coach a fucking animation?!?”

Everything at 5 below is $7 somehow, this fucking economy man

Every single day, ICE makes this country worse

“Why are both the Pounceys dating Lindsay Lohan?”

Lying LeBron

As soon as I saw that Cincinnati Bearcats tight end tweet “I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy” I just knew the world’s biggest musician would one day write a song about his boners

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality.

2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

I remember vividly enjoying this until Mike Birbiglia merch I owned showed up on one of the normal partners…

I like Murphy, and I appreciate that he’s saying this, but as a whole we have to stop electing chickenshit centrists who are the most well-funded overly consulted guy in the room. We need people who actually give a shit running for these positions again, so we don’t keep ending up with this

Don't have full confirmation on this yet, but hearing that Guevara was sent to El Salvador this morning, which is just fucking shameful. He was here with legal permission and this was 100% punishment for his journalism about protests.

Wild that the Ocam’s razor on this is “they’re lying or they stole it.” These are government officials! That used to matter!

Surreal moment for America. Needless to say, if the normal police ever pulled something like this — pulling every single person out of an apartment building and handcuffing them to run warrant checks — they would be sued into oblivion.

Yet ICE is going to get away with it entirely.

And now we have to deal with the Phillies 🙃

Good morning.

The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you.

Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

I genuinely don't understand how Democrats can negotiate to fund the government under these conditions and it is why they should have made addressing recision and unconstitutional withholding of funds the key issue of the shutdown even if not as sexy or popular as subsidies.

Oh God now I non-ironically want him to talk about the Shape of Water

The "liberals have to learn how to live with people we diagree with" line kinda stops making sense in a world where the central disagreement is whether disagreeing with them should be allowed at all

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Haven’t seen someone turn on the Jets like that since Belichick in 2000

Trying to remember if I know any Reds fans to talk shit to

Virginia on pace to get the funniest transitive win of all time

there is clearly some consultant telling them to do this because after indicting the former FBI Director because the president demanded it and illegally ordering troops to occupy another U.S. city my own member of Congress sent a text out about protecting our healthcare

Casey Jr Ass Program (complimentary)