Bob Al-Greene

But I remember Trump driving his friend Elon’s car / His body tan and wet beside the hated Boer

I would rather be beaten with a bundle of reeds than hear one more word about the Harry Potter HBO series

an older man in a blue robe is smiling ALT: an older man in a blue robe is smiling

Getting ready to show my wife Rogue One for the first time after finishing Andor. She expects "he'll find out he has a son."

BREAKING: The Trump administration has farted

The best thing about The Last of Us, and the thing I’m most grateful for, is it has cultivated a fan base somehow even worse than Star Wars

Getting served memes made by the characters on Yellowstone

Remember when we were all gonna go to work meetings in the Metaverse

Sponch

who?

Finally, an AI assistant that can help me identify my own shadow

Tabasco sauce is legit awful, D-level hot sauce. I’d rather have no sauce at all

That’s a good point. The Mon Mothma stuff is some of the best. She’s very well-served by the series

The number of people I see rank Rogue One in their top 3 Star Wars is frankly mind-blowing

The Andor series has been great and given much-needed weight to that story. Unfortunately, every other character in the movie is still underdeveloped since we don’t meet them in the series at all

I also refuse to do the Clone Wars thing and argue that a 7-season cartoon makes the prequels better

The discourse I've seen around this movie is already one of the most toxic I've ever seen and that is really too bad. I hope that stuff isn't as mainstream as it seems, and I hope the movie is good and people enjoy it!

I definitely don’t spend all my free time thinking about this and stewing about it

There were interesting ideas in those movies, I just always felt like the filmmakers were not up to the task of thoughtfully investigating them or understanding like… tone or character

It honestly is striking many of the same chords — the difference here is that Superman probably has more dialogue in this trailer alone than he did in all of BVS

When ur mom has been watching too much Fox News and now she’s Visser One

My love and attachment for the Animorphs series cannot be overstated. And yet somehow I also managed to build an adult personality without going around labeling people as Yeerks and Hork-Bajir

lol

Gotta say the GTA V trailers were so great in large part due to the music. This one, in comparison, feels just ok, even for all the graphical flexes

Really the “multiverse” has become the complete opposite of what it’s supposed to be. As a story mechanic it should be used to show familiar characters in a whole new light. Instead it’s been utilized to cater to hollow nostalgia fan-service, delivering only the things we’ve already seen

Multiverse stuff was always cool until Marvel ruined it by making it about bringing back Tobey Maguire or Ben Affleck's Daredevil or whatever

Hey, this may be a controversial/unpopular take, but “X” is a dumb fucking name for a social network

“I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” uhhh yeah dude so have I, but you don’t see me bragging about it

In 20 years the history curriculum will be the lowest-tier subscription AI homeschooling app that plays on the in-seat monitors my kid watches while I drive them around on my Uber shift because I can’t afford childcare, and it’ll teach them that the wrong side won the civil war

The fact that the democrats could have done this any time in the past 15 years…. Man

In addition to this Anderson Cooper cameo, I believe CNN reporter Soledad O'Brien canonically dies in the Capitol bombing in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Weird!

Is it possible that Trump wants to buy Greenland because of its utility as a fallout shelter in the film "Greenland" (2020)