Amber

just gonna say what we’re all thinking, Lassie’s face is tooo looooong

Making a bogey man out of socialism at a time when we’re all being slowly murdered by a toxic cocktail of fascism and capitalism is…a choice.

Criminal that I’m the first like on this post. I guess some people can’t face hard truths.

[Jesus hearing about the Jesus App] well kill me again

Come on, that’s only 125 days, 24 hours a day. You can get those numbers up!

One of the more upsetting things in this is that he wasn't blackmailing them: These men were part of this and protecting him not out of obligation or even particularly out of access, but out of solidarity.

This can’t be real because Real World Boston alum Sean Duffy told me he was an absolute animal who cannot be stopped as he works all day and night!

Forever wishing for appendicitis so I get a whole week off from all my duties.

Wanna know the real kicker? You don’t even have to be a rich dude to avoid the consequences of sexual assault. Being a white dude is usually enough.

What they don’t realize is that this is the one lie their base won’t fall for. We all know how much our groceries cost and MAGA isn’t any happier about their weekly total than Dems are. Biden telling us how strong the economy was - while true - denied this reality and Americans sure didn’t like it

I’m not proud of my daily Starbucks stop but it is a deeply engrained routine. If I can skip my morning mocha, anyone can.

This is the one that instantly gave me tunnel vision.

I am no stranger to girls and women being raped and molested. I’m not surprised by a single word of the Epstein emails. But watching them gameplan how to discredit those girls and women - and succeeding - makes me feel literally ill.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Americans are also calling on you to remove Schumer but you don’t seem to care about that.

I know you hate it but it’s so beautiful!

Tim Kaine’s hair is desperately trying to flee his head so as not to be lumped in with this loser’s bad decision making.

What a hero.

Episode 410 Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 11/10/2025 · 42m

Episode 410 is available! Andy talks about helping his mom look for a car, his 25th wedding anniversary, and SweeTart Ropes. Also, we listen to a clip of the singer of Linus. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines (@therachel.bsky.social)
delivers her report on seeing Yes in Omaha on Nov 7.

Pretty sure the only one I’ve seen is TMBG playing Flood for its 20th(?) anniversary.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

This is like Starbucks requiring baristas to write happy messages on the cups. When you force them to do it, it feels bad for everyone.

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Tell her I said hi!

It seems a very odd choice to host this press call - where we’re talking about Americans going hungry - while seated at a dining room table set with fine china.

Aw, it’s just like the good old days of Trump selling Mar A Lago employees to Epstein. How sweet.

“He’s picking marble. He’s choosing fonts for new signs. He’s selecting the exact right gold leaf for every new doo dad. The man is unstoppable!”

A house in our neighborhood puts up Jack Skellington Halloween decor every year and come November 1st, they throw a Santa hat on him. It’s *perfect*

Any parent of a toddler knows that face. That man is actively shitting his diaper.

I've got nothing witty or insightful, just this -- fuck Musk. Just, fuck that guy. Wotta asshole. Saying it while we can. Everybody on earth would have to say it 125 times to equal his salary. I dunno, maybe worth a shot.