Chris

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Indiana isn't going to miss the playoff if it loses this game. Penn State has already fired its coach.

And yet that atmosphere is still amped. Exhibit 2,371 that the playoff didn't run college football.

best ending of all time, let's be real

Just want to have a record of saying this is completely preposterous

NEVER IN DOUBT!

✔️ spectacular meltdown by your Chicago Bears

Jeremiah Smith, alien

100% in on all Jane Schoenbrun projects

Tucker Max ghostwrites now...

Argentina edition of Libertarian bible

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text He’s genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

THE MEME IS REAL

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Facebook post from the Charlie Kirk assassin's mom from Christmas of 2013: "almost forgot Tyler! He can totally avoid us now that he got all of the computer accessories he's been wanting." And a picture of her son on a laptop with headphones in

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

Wrote this in The Sirens Call about mass shootings as the darkest, most violent form of extreme trolling and think it likely applies here as well.

on.wsj.com/4plTMu4

I don’t like billionaires but I do think that we live in a world where a billionaire or a person close to a billionaire are gonna win every single election and if there is one that says the right stuff he’s probably gonna be your best bet to beat these freaks

Sorry if this offends but I don’t think you should bring your parents to your sex vacation

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

lots of people were critical about Ohio State hiring Matt Patricia as defensive coordinator, but it sure looks like he's beating those allegations

for more information google "Matt Patricia allegations"

i legit didnt think i'd have to make multiple versions of this but its already out of date and the guy just keeps scoring off us

Sending this to my group chat with the Kelces and watching the hell yeahs pour in

Picture of Warren Buffett with quote, "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over." No, he didn't say that, although he has kept billions out of the market for a while so obviously thinks something's amiss.

Increasing market turbulence last few days, if you're an investor then heed the wise words of the Oracle of Omaha. 🙏