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So there will now be a single person writing all of their stories, but will be paid as a "rewriter" (presumably less than a writer)

16.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Did you know? Cast Away (2000)
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Job applications for FedEx went up by 30% after the release of this film.

Did you know? Cast Away (2000) Trivia Quotes FAQ Goofs Crazy credits Job applications for FedEx went up by 30% after the release of this film.

Did people just stop watching as soon as he got on the plane in the beginning

16.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Omaha Beach vs Omaha

Stay in school kids

Omaha Beach vs Omaha Stay in school kids

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Stay in school kids.

16.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14

I would simply never ever admit this to anyone

16.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope every single one of these dogs gets the Philly hitchhiking robot treatment

15.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so wild that people on here will label you a narcissist for controlling your replies when they are basically asserting that you should have to read whatever they want to say

15.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1200    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

I like the skeleton coach who, when the start bell dinged, shouted "RUN RUN RUN!!"

15.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peacock is way more invested in telling Olympic stories than I am in hearing them. Just show the competition, please.

15.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

didn’t ted bundy do this

15.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
NYT headline 

Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!

15.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1047    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
(I was going through some stuff, ok)

15.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œThe document is from last May and reportedly describes the new β€œName Tag” feature that would allow smart glasses wearers to identify people using Meta’s built-in AI assistant. The New York Times reports that Meta initially planned to launch the feature during a conference for the blind before releasing it more widely, but that never panned out. Meta, which makes smart glasses with Ray-Ban and Oakley, reportedly plans to launch the feature as soon as this year.
Sources tell The Times that the facial recognition technology wouldn’t allow people to identify everyone they see. Instead, Meta is reportedly considering using the feature to detect people that the wearer is connected with on one of Meta’s platforms. It’s also exploring β€œidentifying people whom the user may not know but who have a public account on a Meta site like Instagram,” according to The New York Times.”

β€œThe document is from last May and reportedly describes the new β€œName Tag” feature that would allow smart glasses wearers to identify people using Meta’s built-in AI assistant. The New York Times reports that Meta initially planned to launch the feature during a conference for the blind before releasing it more widely, but that never panned out. Meta, which makes smart glasses with Ray-Ban and Oakley, reportedly plans to launch the feature as soon as this year. Sources tell The Times that the facial recognition technology wouldn’t allow people to identify everyone they see. Instead, Meta is reportedly considering using the feature to detect people that the wearer is connected with on one of Meta’s platforms. It’s also exploring β€œidentifying people whom the user may not know but who have a public account on a Meta site like Instagram,” according to The New York Times.”

Mass deletion of Facebook and Insta accounts, yes? www.theverge.com/tech/878725/...

15.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 28

Ah, so it doesn't identify *everyone* just anyone with Facebook or Instagram. So almost everyone.

15.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epic failure!

15.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

B

15.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?

A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?

Happy Valentine’s Day ❀️

15.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1420    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 10
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This is probably ok

14.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10804    πŸ” 1646    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 174

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20934    πŸ” 8108    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 165

Is it possible that the business class has just, like, run out of good ideas?

Like, all the good ones have already been come up with, and all they have left are the clunkers.

14.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Anyone who took Texas History in the 80s like I did (or, I assume, earlier) knows how much they've sanitized it for decades

14.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do like the Peacock Olympic multi-view, but they should make it where whichever one you select to listen to should become the big one, and they should switch them out during down time

14.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You always supposed to be doing something for that woman

14.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

It's how my husband got our niece to stop saying "slay"

14.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Mad Libs-ass headline

14.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I love rolling up to the Olympics every two years with no idea who any of these people are unless I know them from a previous Olympics and then immediately imprinting like a baby duck on every single emotional thing that happens

14.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My cat still does not understand clocks, hollering for breakfast at the first sign of daylight, no matter what time that may be

14.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky hands over its entire user list

14.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We didn't need it before 9/11 and it's only been a nightmare since. So.

14.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

This is the only way

14.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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