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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know

I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him

Your commitment to pun perspicacity is as admirable as it is tragic. Like the narrator of a cosmic horror story, electing madness over self preservation. Godspeed, Swaim.

a group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the background Alt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode)

This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt

(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

One of the photos of the inflatable frog suit protester confronting ICE goons in Portland.

Ken Burns’s Civil War 2

“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”

That's how you get those nerds who end up digging through references and searching for historical context to "get it" and end up looking like obsessive lunatics to their peers.

May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.

Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material

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Screw it, let's get this party started.

Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa

JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'

THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

The Life and Legacy of Charlie 4Chan - Truthdig Public officials who went silent after Democratic lawmakers were executed in their homes are tripping over themselves to honor the man who franchised internet chan culture as politics.

The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.

I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom

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oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah.

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

Laura Loomer tweeting WOKE MARXIST POPE

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a

Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

The spirit of Dad in me greets the spirit of Dad in you, fellow dad.

I think the kids are calling it "lore" but nerd shards has more gravitas.

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JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi

Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.

Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI

Good luck and Godspeed to you and your sociological pursuits

The fabled reasonable goals I keep hearing about.