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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
Anyone who walks through, drives through, steps foot in, or flies over Dunstable:
28.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Signing it off with “Mastertwat”. Old Twitter was the best.
28.02.2026 07:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BRB, just re-educating someone on the lore of East 17. Someone who claims the original line up only consisted of three people, and hasn’t yet heard of the Brian Harvey baked potato incident.
27.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And today’s the day. Hollow today, like I am every time this day comes around. Going to have a few moments to myself as the day goes on.
26.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’ve just committed misconduct in a public office.
I’d give it five minutes if I were you.
The two options for Tourette’s sufferers, according to Very Online People:
1) Only Saying Nice Things
2) Removing Themselves From Society
No in between. Only just learning that today.
Mortifying for all concerned, except BAFTA. Fuck BAFTA.
“DENTAL PLAN”
23.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My deepest condolences
23.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It will be one of two very obvious but very different ways -Grouty, or Horrible Ives.
22.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Off to Belgium again tomorrow. Giz a shout if you want any beer in fancy glasses, dead nice chocolate or for me to run up to Jean Claude Van Damme and call him a minge.
22.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
VE 상큼규문용 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE
🇺🇸 🏒 🥇
22.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 2190 🔁 375 💬 33 📌 86🎶 nerrrrrrr
NERRRRR
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BAH-BAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
etc
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2001: A Space Odyssey is on ITV4 right now. Will see how long I can watch angry monkeys and flat pack furniture before I switch over.
22.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A punctured bean bag
A haunted Gonk
Hunter S Thompson’s Moomin
(Ahem, I would imagine, ahem)
22.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parking in Cambridge is notoriously expensive and limited, so there’s no dogging scene, for starters…
22.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same, but beef and tomato with extra ketchup. Soaks everything up. Yes, even wee.
22.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How much charge is on your electrical appliances?
And now?
And now?
How about now?
How many questions like this will it take to drain them all?
Super Noodles with an added OXO cube of relevant flavour is Garbage Food Du Monde levels of magnificent.
Honourable mentions:
Crispy Pancake sarnies
Birds Eye Potato Waffles
Yorkshires with gravy dip à la tea & biscuits.
He managed to stick it after a while, I was impressed.
21.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dirty cheating double tapping moosey bastards.
21.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was a very Evatt-like goal to concede, ironically enough. A carbon copy of the goal we conceded at Charlton at the start of last season.
21.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just in myself, coat and cap were still wet even aster 3 hours of sitting in the back of the car on the way home. I only got rained on while I was paying for parking.
21.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only good thing about the keepy upper was that Lofty was taking the piss out of him and balancing a ball on his big Lion head as well.
21.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Never been the same since Five Guys became a thing.
21.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Closest home match to the anniversary, so please do it for him today #bwfc
21.02.2026 11:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Watched it last night. Not sure why Sky Sports would not show any of the highlights they were talking about, but it was nice to reminisce about the names through the door - Nishizawa, Pezarossi, Diawara, Ba.
The revelation that we were close to signing Pep left my son speechless.
Unless it’s Martin from Homes Under The Hammer or Charlie Dimmock doing keepy uppies, they can do one.
20.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(No, YOU fuck off. I was bored)
19.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
