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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.

@colonelnutz.bsky.social

“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025

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Latest posts by colonelnutz.bsky.social on Bluesky

We’re getting bullied out of this game, and the referee is joining in #bwfc

11.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A pint. And a cap featuring a Bolton Wanderers cap

A pint. And a cap featuring a Bolton Wanderers cap

BurtON. Saturday is officially official. #bwfc

11.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. A demeanour that suggested everything is beneath him.

10.10.2025 09:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thirded

10.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love waking up three hours before my alarm is due to go off

09.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because we were speechless for a while.

08.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get on the civvies versions. Save series 2 for last, that’s by far the best one.

08.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NOT. EVERY. SUCCESSFUL. TV SHOW. NEEDS. A. CELEBRITY. VERSION!

Yes, I’m watching it.

08.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

E=MC Tunes

08.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got fired from a job I was getting bullied at by bosses due to a social media post they didn’t like, and it saved my mental health.

08.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He rotates the square in Tetris” gained new traction in recent times

08.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🎶 AND IT ALL BREAKS DOWN ON THE FIRST REVERSAL
DRIVING AS IF THEY THINK THE HEARSE’LL
TAILGATE THEM
BUT THEY’RE OVERTAKING ME-EEEEH!!!! 🎶

08.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mum was still singing “THERE’S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!” well into the 90s. It outlived Rod Hull himself, for me.

08.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…you won’t…

08.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NICKING IT

08.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Obviously they didn’t get one of the emails I tend to send where I describe someone as “thicker than a killer whale’s dong”.

08.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a lovely work compliment I got today:

“If there was a Nobel Prize for email response I’d nominate you”

08.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GOOD

08.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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08.10.2025 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

07.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frisky Galore! (1949)

06.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greyvy

06.10.2025 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 New York, London, Paris, Bootle
Everybody talk about Pot Noodle 🎶

06.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If anyone guessed the following:

Shower gel
Black trousers
Belt

Then congratulations! You win this round of What Has Nutzy Forgotten To Pack This Time?

Stay tuned next well when we’ll have another game.

06.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Albert Heijn will deliver on those, and the Dragibus.

06.10.2025 09:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Which ones?

06.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The GOAT of glass

06.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which ones?

06.10.2025 09:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Off to Belgium again. Giz a shout if you want some crazy shaped beer glasses brought back, or if you want me to walk up to Tin Tin’s dog and call him Shit Snoopy.

Also, stay tuned for later, when we’ll be playing What Has Nutzy Forgotten To Pack This Time?

06.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

As I say to Frau Nutz now we’re effectively living together - it’s great if you’re interested, it’s fine if you’re not.

And as Frau Nutz says to me - watch normal things, you fucking saddo.

05.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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