Coach Cig Apostle

Triple H was in like 7/10 main events in a row, people saying this are literal children who haven't experienced true pain

A hat like like probably comes with a free bowl of soup

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it, but I felt like I owed it to them.

Eggs have gone up $2.50 in the two weeks in between purchasing a dozen. Glad everything is great again! The 1950s must have sucked fucking donkey dick if this is what half the country yearns for.

I cried when he won the Masters in 2019, there will never be another like him

Sunflower seeds for them big women in San Antonio

I enjoy Load & Reload

James Franklin has filled his chinos with diarrhea

Within five minutes Tom Brady called the Eagles the Phillies and Jake Elliott David Akers, good commentary work dude

I'm gonna have a fucking stroke this Colts offense is so bad

Colts are afflicted by the same disease as Indiana men's basketball, just a torturous watch every week win or lose

Roger Goodell

Might make a few Christmas Vacation jokes while at the Christmas tree farm this morning

Tried to get my basketball-loving brother in law to come to a Pacers game last week, but he refuses to go outside when the temperature is below 45°.

He grew up in the Carolinas and his family keeps their house at 76°

Stepping into the kitchen to begin Thanksgiving dinner

My homemade beef n bacon gravy will put the deep sleep on my family members

Star Wars Rogue Squadron

Ready for the holiday

My experience on this website has been an A+ so far but I do fear it has a disproportionate amount of People Physically Incapable Of Recognizing Even The Most Obvious Joke

What a way to start the day. Thank YOU, Jess!

It's weird to be on a site like this and not see 7 ads for 'Evony: The King's Return"

I was riding the sideways jump seats in the back of my Dad's 94 Ford Ranger

Walter Goggins, with both thumbs hoisted high

where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.

So what's going on here?

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

Nothing like a nice warm toilet seat at the airport

If Gilmore Girls was directed by Christopher Nolan