John Robie

A bunny in a suit and shades jumps off a plane, with an unopened parachute and a briefcase like D.B. Cooper. The briefcase has started leaking dollar bills into the air, to the bunny's consternation. He plummets into the clouds at night

Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing

Oh my god, was it "Daily Bunny Cooper" this whole time?

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1. I fucking FEEL this

2. As someone else pointed out, it’s easy to be on the same page when everyone’s reading the same script

There are lots of reasons why I wouldn't want this to actually happen - up to and including the fact that he's wholly undeserving - but possibly the *funniest* thing the Nobels could do is give the prize to Marco Rubio.

"CIA shuts down compilation of facts" feels a little on the nose.
www.cia.gov/stories/stor...

Taking jobs from our poor, homegrown American bigots

Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

I was coming with this one too

Still image of Helen Lovejoy from The Simpsons overlaid with the meme text "won't somebody please think of the pedos?"

shorter Free Press:

Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.

“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Someone could stand up a helluva good news operation just by hiring all the personnel fired by evil plutes in the last year

Tesla's Lars Moravy says that AVs "don't blink," but if a Tesla gets mud, or bird shit, or a sufficiently large bug on one of its cameras it has absolutely zero redundancy to fall back on. That's a potentially lethal failure mode that a human wouldn't even notice.

CBS: the print edition

They're going to differentiate themselves in the market by being exactly the same as CBS/everyone else

A performance tracker in a Patagonia vest?

I'm sure everyone's going to be super-normal about this.

jesus christ that's foreboding

"Every regulation is written in blood. What will he write in yours?"

It is genuinely odd that this same conversation keeps happening, and it's always about Newsom. Yet I've never seen the affirmative argument *for* Newsom come up in one of these.

It's usually "he's a bad candidate for X, Y, and Z specific reasons" versus "don't criticize a democrat".

The eyes are wrong. Both in the sense that they don't look like you, and that they just look *wrong* in general.

It's given you an extra, clear eyelid like a shark

I've told this story on ContrabandCamp but it's worth sharing for BHM because it's one of the greatest stories ever.

A thread.

You can't "commonsense reform" this

This *is* the commonsense position.

"Democrats want commonsense reforms to Rulgor Soulrender, demon prince of Khorne"

"Democrats want commonsense reforms to Rulgor Soulrender, demon prince of Khorne"

change a letter, ruin a cocktail:

Queens Pork Swizzle