Ако главата на силуета беше килната настрани, щях да съм убеден, че е истинско

Пише се с едно Нъ 🤭

Holy shit look at this

Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025.

The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025.

Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social

Преди години ми разказваха за случай, където на едно хлапе му казали "ако не си изядеш супата, ще ти я сипя във врата!", на което то невъзмутимо отвръща "а, аз мога и сам", хваща купичката и шльоооос 🫠

Чудя се кое е по-мотивиращо за децата - "ще ти го сипя в гърба сега" или "ще го ядеш разложено в някакво необозримо бъдеще" :)

Да не е било македонска наденица? Щото, нали, "ке умрем за нея!" 🤭

Ако майка ти е яла само пердах, значи е минала тънко. Традиционните семейни ценности обикновено повеляват да се изяде и зеленясалата филия :)

Two bright nodes of light in this scene resemble giant eyes, staring Earthward. They are surrounded by fainter wisps of stars, set against a backdrop black as night.

Nothing to see here.

Just two gigantic eyes in deep space, staring.

Unblinking.

A series of wispy, blue strands emanate from the centre of the image, which is glowing orangey–red with a little pink. The background is FESTOONED with stars, all set against a black backdrop.

Another STUNNING image from JWST, this time of the Red Spider Nebula—the vast, wispy, gaseous remains of a now-dead star, the white dwarf core still glowing in the centre.

Лягаме по новото време, ставаме по старото :)

Sounds delicious, will definitely try it!

Аналогичен случай в наше село :)

P.S.
Мустачки по бузата и носа в 4:15 по новото време 🫠

Howdy, fellow ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ cat owners! :)

So we’ve got a big 6-panel comic here! Let’s dig in. The comic is titled ‘How to Tell if You Lost or Gained an Hour’ In the first drawing, we have the words “This is the Hour Hand” and below it is an anthropomorphic hour hand waving and saying ‘sup losers’ Next panel says “If the clocks go forward, it eats up that hour” and now our Hour character is chasing after an hour-sized wedge of a clock, screaming ‘Come Here!” while the hour goes, “AHH!” Next panel goes “But if clocks go back, it also eats that hour…” and now the hour hand is eating another house screaming ‘AAH HA HA’ while that hour runs away saying ‘Not again!’ Next panel points out that ‘In short, the hour hand is a real dick’ and theres a drawing of the hour hand smoking a cig, giving the finger and saying ‘Fuck You’ - Panel five continues the narration with “...and nobody knows what happened to the hour” and below this, there’s a policeman with a sniffer dog looking for a shallow grave in the woods. Our last panel begins “...But someone will try and explain it to you…” Below this we have one of those annoying people saying “So in Spring, the clocks spring…” but their words mean nothing because they’re talking to a grieving anthropomorphic clock, who’s missing that hour, shown by a missing wedge in their face and they’re saying “That will not bring my baby back!” Anyway, I’m really sorry if you were actually hoping to find out if we gained or lost an hour here.

Daylight Saving Explained:

In the foreground, the limb of the Moon against blackest space. In the centre background, most of Saturn and half of its ring system is seen.

Saturn peeking out from behind the Moon.

Photographed by Paul Stewart (astrostew.bsky.social) on 14 May 2014, this scene is a composite of three images given the vastly different brightness levels of the Moon and Saturn when viewed from Earth.

At the time, Saturn was 1.625 billion km from Earth.

Sad but true

Може би отричат да е бляк, сигурно е Красная Пятница

a ghostbusters car is driving down a street ALT: a ghostbusters car is driving down a street

- Who're you gonna call?
- Stuff finder!
😄

Малко прекрасна есен от мен.

#Dolomites

Плача :)

Maybe the guy used... LE GOuillotine #badumtss

Тоя моп май не попива много вода :)

Тегава ситуация. Дали е вариант да обсъдиш първо с мъжа й как стоят нещата и какви са ти опасенията, че да няма после сърдити и обидени?

The rings of Saturn.

And a tiny bright light in the distance... Venus.

Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.

Вече почвам да си мисля, че това е някаква сложна реклама на предстояща премиера на "Такси 6" :)