Konata.

// they GOTTA add a "are you sure" prompt to the unfollow button. at least when in the following list

// if i randomly follow you when you thought i already was: i fucked up

(YANKING HER HAND AWAY) BAD DOG

"konata izumi"....... havent heard that name in years...... (taking a single puff of a cigarette and going into a coughing fit)

( waving her fingers for good measure )

Youre welcome. My business on earth is concluded and now i can move on to the afterlife

( walking away normally )

( Immediately downloading like five different ringtones off the internet, most of which are just anime intros. Changing the default to the Nokia ringtone. )

Boom. Upgraded.

// minor spelling mistake

Oh you sweet summer child. Gimme the phone

(Turning around to smile at her and then walking away again)

What's your ringtone. You will be graded on this btw

....... (patting her on the shoulder) good talk (turning to walk away)

Hey No Bad Dog. let go.

( not stopping this )

(Pulling out a flip phone and showing them a contact labeled Kagami)

???

Literally my friend but okay.

no no no. moe. Mow-Ay. means youre cute.

(Entirely lying) Kagami Hiiragi

its a compliment....... you've got moe..

( She said the thing...... )

well first of all Fuck You and second i've kissed thousands of girls so i'm an expert so yes i AM queen of kisses.

He's Famouse..... youre kinda ditzy huh

“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”

🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤

“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”

my dad. We've been over this

ah fuck.

( crumpling the paper. Yeah sure they printed that out. )

( holding back their laughter so they dont laugh In Kris' Mouth )

mmmm better but still pretty amateurish

Elvis Presley with blue hair and JPEG artifacting

Yeah sure

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

And my dad is elvis

you're dreaming

dude............ you suck at this

( LIKE SHES AN EXPERT??? )