schoff.bsky.social

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Man, what a metaphor.

I mean!!!!

@admiralzassman.bsky.social

It's as though there's a deep seated longing for the days of never solving the simple task of properly naming the carbon tax rebate ("Carbon Tax Rebate" was right there!) in the party.

This will be the next front in Trump’s push to break Canada. Made possible by those who have stoked, coddled and enabled the fringe separatists in Alberta.

I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this

Whoa banks are lending their deposits; huge if true.

every day the Financial Times asks me questions i am frankly unqualified to answer

replace rfk jr with this guy

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

Tweet from Tony Dokoupil: "You may not agree with everything you hear on our broadcast, but we trust you to hear it, and we trust you to decide for yourselves."

Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

ICE has the right to shoot to anyone whose vehicle is driving erratically.

by Elon Musk

My kids have measles, the job market is the weakest it's been in 25 years, and Trump's Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But my liberal daughter won't shut up about microplastics. I have never felt more politically homeless.

I am tired of Earth. These people.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

The 60 Minutes team has much to learn about the rigor and craft that drives investigative journalism.

by David Ellison and Bari Weiss

60 Minutes, dead at 57. The murder weapon was Bari Weiss.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

FYI, if you're outside the US, you can come here and just collect $3,000

The problem is not with the Skills Development fund; it's with a government that consistently disregards taxpayer money and continuously sidesteps questions about their responsibility.

how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35

1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]

finally finished the floors in my home 😮‍💨

Same way it wasn’t a handball from Salah

The illiberal left is at it again

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

we have so much more in common than what divides us with our friends in asia

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable