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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

Me clicking on the next Wikipedia link

King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...

Wings up! Good job Anders and Zephyrus! Maybe next time Denali! 😁 cp
#roc #peregrine #falcon

Trump Administration to Cut Much Needed Mental Health Funds for Clown Posses President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses.

Trump Administration to Cut Much Needed Mental Health Funds for Clown Posses

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SIGN- JAM SESSION ADMISSION FREE NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVING READ THE SIGN, MISTAKE THE MUSICAL JAM SESSION FOR A SESSION OF EATING JAM

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 27,1949

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

SORRY, NERDS 5/4 1s DAVE BRUBECK DAY

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’ MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...

Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’

Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!

it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison

Wall Art graffiti underneath a marquee

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#tagtuesday
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Les Claypool Finally Good Enough to Switch to Guitar Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to stop playing bass and switch to guitar.

Les Claypool Finally Good Enough to Switch to Guitar

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I smoke weed on my porch so the other weeds know what I’m capable of

A List of Things People Blamed on Rock Music

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"You Are Not Alone" Times Square building. Rochester, NY.

#resist #photography

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

Rochester, NY though my eyes.

#visitROC #photography

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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My dad died walking in a winter wonderland you son of a bitch

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

Okay I get that she was a Mississippi Queen but Im afraid I don't know what you mean

People are like wind chimes. Some are pretty annoying

I wish I could show you, when you are lonely or in darkness, the astonishing light of this chicken burrito