Lil Snowborbs ☃️❄️

i can't sell my plasma because it's too welsh. my blood turns people into hobbits

YouTube video by Masayoshi Takanaka - Topic Taj Mahal

Takanaka Goes To Brazil is always a treat

The Free Folk hated all the northerners for encroaching on their land, too. (Maybe his Ulster-Scot analog?) Time makes every agent of change a villain

Why. Hmmm. Why would Dean Norris be there if he's Skyler's brother but she doesn't exist

No, absolutely not. I think the deeper lesson of the expanded world is that the designation of villain or hero depends on the perspective of the narrator when the real truth is everyone did villainous things and had weird grudges.

The kind that has legal ramifications for giving her the treatment she deserves

I'm allergic to sympathizing with even fictional land lords lol

The Starks were basically villains for a period because they started a war over Lyanna falling in love with a guy who wasn't her brother's obnoxious buddy.

I truly don’t understand how anyone sees this as something other than crushingly bleak. I studied computer science because I like solving problems, not so I could babysit a million monkeys with typewriters, hoping one might create a minimum viable Discord bot.

It does! It's not exactly a figure skating vibe tho, I get it. It's very rowdy

a ceramic creature sitting in my palm. he has antlers and a pink nose. i dont know his deal. im sorry. i made him. he is a rusty green color and his hands are resting on his legs

do you like my creature

Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.

Or E.T.
I hate what he did to E.T.

Oh no! The Excalibur lady fell

It worked for Boorman ok

When I was starting stand-up, I saw the Jake Gyllenhaal movie Source Code and there’s a scene where a stand-up comedian is tasked to make a full subway of strangers laugh with an improvised set before they all explode to death. And I was like. Man I hope I never have to do that

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

There was a Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey about eating too much soup and it makes a lake in your tummy that I think about all the time

Who started the trend of calling a program an "agent" as though it were a person with a job

It was bewildering. The post wasn't asking a question either.

I just saw a 16-post threaded reply to someone's post. What would make a person do that

Banger

The word is what it is; we have no reason to add to it

3 syllables not 4

China, we were all rooting for you

This is the Jesus Weight Loss ad I was talking about

The commercial with the children screaming about the tooth fairy is torture

One of my favorite things about watching the Olympics on Peacock is having different people telling me to take a pill to lose 10% of my body weight every 90 seconds or so