my brother’s trapper keeper

"but what if the right wing take this shooting as an excuse to do stochastic terrorism in turn"

ok so first of all congrats about finally getting out of that fifteen year coma but before you say anything else ive got some very bad news about like literally everything

There’s a fun feature where Silksong gets woozy from Bug Cancer ever so often and starts walking at half speed. 10/10 GOTY

Hegel for Babies

The number of dashes is irrelevant when “doing an actual genocide” is on both sides.

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

Picture of label for Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps, 18-in-1 Hemp Peppermint PURE-CASTILLE SOAP Too many words to share here but here is a sample: “Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!" Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus-Spinoza-Paine-Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God's Law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WERE ALL ONE OR NONE!" "THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!" "TEACH LOVE THY EÑEMY!" "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" Israel-Moses Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! ALL-ONE st: IfI'm not for me, who am I? Nobody. 2nd: Yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once More: Unless constructive selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first mi bsolute nothing can help me! 4th: Only hard work-God's Law can save us, but if we teach only our clan? We're all hated then! So, we must teach friend & enemy, the whole Human race, the full-truti ard-work, free speech, press-&-profitsharing Moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lighting-like, 6-billion strong, for we're All-One or none! All-One-God-Faith, as teach the African shepherd-astronomer Abraham & Israel, for 6000-years, since the year 1: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" - WE'RE ONE! ALL-ONE! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE! ABSOLUTE NONE 5th: Whatever unites mankind is better than whatever divides us! Yet, if absolute unselfish I am not for me, I'm not but classless, raceless, starving masses, never free nor brave! Only constructive-selfish I work hard perfecting first me” etc

Yeah I read theory

this was at his wedding, he was wearing a suit, and he was slowly engulfed in wind and flame

I accidentally inferred that my Marx scholar friend wasn’t a scholar of Hegel, and he said “I AM a Hegel scholar” and he sounded like an unhinged anime villain

Preschool For All discussion at the county, thanks to Emily for live updates

They should invent a vacuum cleaner that can handle human hair

the four food groups?

chart showing the Kondtratiev wave theory, depicting several waves of a horizontal line, ranging from 1800 to 1990, with the arcs of the waves labelled: 1800 - Steam engine/Cotton 1850 - Railway Steel 1900 - Electrical Engineering/chemistry 1950 - Petrochemicals/Automobiles 1990 - Information Technology Under each arc is a numbered “Kondratiev” with the letters PRDE corresponding to the rise and fall of the wave. Each Kondratiev features all four letters: P: prosperity R: recession D: depression E: improvement

is this real????

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

Ultimately this game is about Labor

I skipped leg day, plz send help

With about 20 minutes invested in Donkey Kong Bananza, I think I can say definitively that it is a game where you get to “Collect Stuff” when you “Push the Buttons Good.”

Therefore, it is a (temporary but powerful) salve for all of our collective problems

This account is begging me to mute them

two pages from Capital Vol 3 with inscrutable charts about Differential Rent; followed by the meme “i ain’t reading all that. i’m happy for u tho. or sorry that happened”

Marx descended into Chart Town (formerly called Blight Town) in Cap vol 3. Then Engels circles back 40 pages later to say “yeah Marx’s figures are off, I’ll fix them though.”

Goddammit man

(Looks around) wow it’s almost like anti communism is complete bullshit they pull out of their ass when someone wants even modest material guarantees for the working class

Ewwww

If you are shitting on communists rn you are a fascist collaborator and not to be taken seriously

us forces mired in two-front war with a nuclear-capable iran and [squinting] los angeles

Hey bud. How’s dad life?

I know other things are happening in the world, please excuse the Mario Kart posting.

Mario Kart World is not Mario Kart 9. It’s a Mario platformer centered on racing, with open world elements. More Mario than Kart, this is what Diddy Kong Racing 9 would’ve looked like. I can see why Nintendo launched Switch 2 with this.

Toad from Mario Kart is jumping out of his go-kart in front of a factory. There are shipping containers on the ground that say “Toad Industries.”

Turns out Toad is an Industrial Capitalist who only affects a working class persona (no doubt to insulate himself from responsibility for his many moral crimes)

My second most toxic trait is that when I’m on an airplane, every time I sip a beverage I go “ahhhhh” right after. And then I say “air travel isn’t real.”

My most toxic trait is that I don’t believe air travel is real.

Biden gave weapons to Israel so they could kill 60,000+ people.

Your priorities are fucked.