Joshua Cloud

Even if crime was up, which it isn't, this is still some Nazi shit.

Colbert. And you should include my name just to confuse people. Oh, and list Jasmine Crockett twice.

Heard he's doing it for an even swap with the city currently named Leningrad.

Trump: You know that Bryan Adams song? Summer of '69? Yeah, he wrote that about the end of the Civil War.

She's Just A Girl... With a sexy sword.

... Fair play...

If I ever meet someone with the last name AI, I'm screwed.

You get a forever pass for being both a developer (been there) and at Bluesky (better place). Press on!

Cloud at sunset

Excuse me. I've really focused on losing weight, TYVM.

A few days early, but I do appreciate it.

Thanks, but my birthday is still a few days away.

I'm not fond of you, either, if we're being honest.

When has a disgraced man yelled at me?

For the record, I'd never recognize Tom Rusin, CEO of Homeserve, if he suddenly showed up in my bathroom... Let alone be happy about it.

@symonedsanders.bsky.social
I'm late to the party on following, and I apologize. Always liked you, but never got the feels. No more. You're bringing the raw truth we need tonight and not accepting the obvious bullshit. Keep it going please and get louder.

I mean, to be fair, I don't put any of this squarely on any one person. But it should be embarrassing to her to have that still running during the complete destruction of our democracy. We are NOT ok.

I was feeling very worried about all this, but then Stephanie Ruhle hopped on that MSNBC promo and told me that we have checks and balances.

@stephruhle.bsky.social

Why make up the crime narrative?

I refer you to the SCOTUS decision about immunity for official business. Nothing about it being true or justified. Just that every erosion of our country must come with a little dose of bullshit- and then we're all good.

Very few are making this connection today, but I'm certainly one of them.

Terrifying, and wholy expected. Forget any peaceful transfer of power now.

Fake news. He took the fifth AND everything up to and including the lyric sheet to YMCA.

Change "Bob" to "Jose", and option B gets even more attractive to Rs

To further your idea, if a situation ends with both sides happy, then you must've not pushed hard enough to GET them to unhappiness.

@theonion.com

Suggestion: US wins every medal in the 2028 Olympics after immediately sending all non-citizens to El Salvador.

National Guard authorized to do domestic law enforcement.

They are coming for us all now.

Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. Local “youths” and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent Citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately released. They are not afraid of Law Enforcement because they know nothing ever happens to them, but it’s going to happen now! The Law in D.C. must be changed to prosecute these “minors” as adults, and lock them up for a long time, starting at age 14. The most recent victim was beaten mercilessly by local thugs. Washington, D.C., must be safe, clean, and beautiful for all Americans and, importantly, for the World to see. If D.C. doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run, and put criminals on notice that they’re not going to get away with it anymore. Perhaps it should have been done a long time ago, then this incredible young man, and so many others, would not have had to go through the horrors of Violent Crime. If this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Heckuva time for Trump to declare that 14-year-olds are now adults.

You know... I'm starting to think he's not gonna cut drug prices by 1500%, either.

In a row?

Shit's gonna come back as V'Ger