Can of Corn

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

Farmers keep saying they don’t want bailouts, they want trade. I keep saying I don’t want to work, I want to be independently wealthy. Feels like neither of us are getting what we want this year—but at least JD Vance isn’t invested in me losing my dreams the way he is in you losing your farms…yet.

Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.

WATCH: “58% oppose um using the National Guard in our American cities”

Jessica Tarlov says Trump is trying to normalize military occupation in U.S. cities, but judges of all stripes as well as a majority of Americans are pushing back. cc Gov. Bill Lee

California just signed a new trade partnership with Belgium.

We're committed to expanding economic and clean energy innovation — because California will always be a stable, reliable partner on the world stage.

Harmeet Dhillon (DOJ) publicly targeted this judge on Twitter a couple weeks ago.

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

NEW: Judge Immergut - a trump appointee - has called an emergency hearing tonight because the administration appears to have tried to circumvent her order by calling in the California guard after she blocked the Oregon guard deployment with a temporary restraining order yesterday. 1/

If Congress doesn’t extend ACA tax credits, a couple in their mid-60s in Hebron with an income of $107k/year will see their premium go up by $39k/year, according to Access Health CT.

We can't kick this issue down the road. Notices for these premium increases will out to CT residents THIS MONTH.

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

79. American citizen.

Trump's TikTok deal payment criticized as 'shakedown scheme' by experts The U.S. government will collect a multibillion-dollar fee from the American investors who will take over TikTok. Some experts call the fee and other deals like it "extortion."

The U.S. government will collect a multibillion-dollar fee from the American investors who will take over TikTok. Some experts call the fee and other deals like it "extortion."

We have people in power making broad claims around certain drugs and autism that have been continuously disproven.

We want YOU to help us register thousands of New Yorkers to vote by redesigning the iconic I VOTED sticker.

But you need to move fast. Submit your design by Friday at 6pm - and get ready to pick a winner this weekend.

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Trump Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins admits beef prices are high and supply is low while assuring that the Trump administration has a plan to prevent a potential screwworm outbreak.

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow.

This is an important victory for free speech.

Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.

Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

Welp. 😬🇺🇸

"This type of language spurs on depraved people, deranged people who who take that as a cue."

Right, Speaker Johnson?

A true leader steps up even if it means putting themselves at risk. Truly commendable.

Phil Williams sharing some data…

Refusing to act, then falsely accusing those who want to see something tangible done to protect kids of attacking prayer on top of it, is doubly shameless.

Students deserve to start the school year full of hope and excitement.

No child in America should go to school apprehensive of danger, of losing a classmate, of gunshots during prayer.

Newsom: Perhaps the president could deploy the National Guard in every corner of Mississippi. Murder rate is out of control there. And the governor may want to make that phone call.

Michaels: I have not had one single invite from a conservative news outlet. I have family members saying to me, “Well, why aren’t you talking to Megyn Kelly? Why aren’t you getting out there on Fox?” They’re not asking.

👀 incredible — and he didn’t even have to slip them cash in potato chip bags to show up

#ZohranForMayor

I think he's afraid Mamdani might be on the subway. That's it.

They gaslit you all throughout the election.

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Dear @govpritzker.illinois.gov,

Please, do the all caps trolling of Donald next? 🙏

You have My permission to keep the gag going.