eli :)

If I pay for a premium service I should hear no fucking ads at all. Spotify adding ads to podcasts makes me want to combust. There was never anything wrong with sponsored ads that podcasters did themselves. Now i’m trying to listen to a sleep podcast and i’m BLASTED with a better help commercial????

white on white crime is real and it’s in the comment section of matcha tiktoks

me when I don’t get my daily morning bev

hop in!!!

tweet: Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please 🙏

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

Sorry guys i’m swamped

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

severance season finale giving me heart palpitations

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

just started Conclave. do we think Ralph Fiennes has a gun

When my apple watch handwashing app tells me i’ve done a good job

hello gay people of bluesky how do I find u

also ew at the trump shit

stealing my IP

picked up crochet and just finished my first project!! hands hurt not gonna lie

his and his bumper stickers

I am the Strega Nona of chemicals and microplastics

Nick Cutter really loves to write about worms huh

oh hi hello :)