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Chloe

@chloegoodhart.bsky.social

Publishing person. Aspiring cat lady. Goody two shoes. She/her

35 Followers  |  140 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  1.8032

Latest posts by chloegoodhart.bsky.social on Bluesky

floods on wednesday, earthquake on friday, eclipse on monday... can we reschedule the locusts or are they already en route?

05.04.2024 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe we have to do another day this week!

11.01.2024 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot about the Santa Clause Elf's hair!!!

12.12.2023 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going home for the holidays is like on Star Trek when they travel to a new planet and impart advanced knowledge like the phrase "nepo babies"

29.11.2023 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's important for all our soldiers to know the epic highs and lows of (college) football

21.10.2023 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got an A in therapy today (my therapist told me I was a tough act to follow)

12.10.2023 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait, the storm is named OPHELIA????

29.09.2023 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I can do hard things" I repeat to myself as I head off to do my job

29.09.2023 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, i am something of a bad boy. I always get diet coke in the complimentary water cups

14.09.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went for a very short walk at lunch and now I don't want to return to my enclosure

23.08.2023 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"college in Ohio" is an East Coast euphemism for Oberlin

21.08.2023 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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