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I am BEGGING people to put spaces in their mobile numbers. It's eleven digits in a row, would it kill you to do 01234 555 555 so people can parse it?!

PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price

Now imagining Discworld Traitors with Ridcully, the Dean, the Bursar, the Librarian, Carrot, Vimes, Rosie Palm, Dibbler etc Perhaps DEATH as Claudia.

French ironclad Neptune, presumably named to appease the god of the sea for the various obscenities perpetuated upon it by French designers. Of particular note in this example is an enormous cloud of black smoke that usually presages the arrival of Russian naval aviation, and the huge wing turret (actually a barbette, but there won't be a test on this)

Apparently Blue Sky has some sort of filth filter applied by default, so if you're not seeing this post maybe check your settings.

Remembering the late Fred Dibnah, who sadly passed away 21 years ago this day and who, by some miracle, didn't pass away a hell of a lot earlier than that from doing things like this and clearly being absolutely FUCKING. MENTAL.

Popbitch article on Frank Skinner 11:44 N ill 69 >> Skinned Alive << The doctor is in Frank Skinner's Manchester show went a tad awry this week when he did a routine about no longer being in the Top 10 list of most famous comedians. He comforted himself by asking: "Well, who's the most famous GP?" Cue gasps of horror from the audience, and someone shouting back "Harold Shipman killed my mother and father", before spending the rest of the gig sobbing in her seat. We're not sure Frank handled the heckling very well. "Well, how was I supposed to know that?" he asked the crying woman. To which another audience member helpfully provided: "You're in Manchester!" A cautionary tale in reading the room and perhaps editing your sets geographically. Reply

The X-periment: Sky News Proves Elon’s Algorithm Does Pick a Side Nine fake British users, ninety-thousand posts and one undeniable conclusion - X is boosting the far right, and the rest of us were never meant to win the argument.

Today marks the official death of my Twitter blue-tick - and fittingly, Sky News published an investigation proving the whole thing’s an algorithmic bin fire.

It’s been real, it’s been ragey, it’s been hell.

Let it burn. Let it all burn to the ground.

Gutted to learn Gilson Lavis has left the material world. Squeeze has been such a formative influence & inspiration on me since I was a teenager, and it was a privilege to have seen him play with them live so many times (and with Jools Holland solo, where I took this). An incredible drummer. RIP 🙏🥁

Wall Street Apes & @WallStree..•10h S ... New York resident shows what is was like on the Subway after it was announced Zohran Mamdani won the election Everyone is completely silent and in shock "processing what just happened" Reality is setting in.... New York didn't vote for Mamdani, a bunch of foreign immigrants did soberscotty 366 t7 1.7K 8.2K ill 166K 企 [just people peacefully riding the subway]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck I hate the media. Why is this even a story? Surely the ONE positive thing you can say about Andrew is he fought in the Falklands, so he got a medal.
Taking it away would be denying reality in the way his his brother’s chest is full of medals he did nothing to earn.
Why is that not the story!?

Exclusive: The secret plan to charge London's drivers by the mile Sadiq Khan and Transport for London were on the cusp of transforming the capital's roads. London Centric has all the details.

If anyone is interested in what Transport for London’s own in-house pay-per-mile scheme might have looked like, all the leaked details here. Have lifted this out of the paywall in case it helps anyone writing about today’s Treasury briefings/leaks… www.londoncentric.media/p/london-roa...

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Prince's soundcheck, Humber H Humphrey Metrodome, nd.
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TOP DEFINITION BDSM Bible Discussion/Study Meeting Friend: Hey, want to do some BDSM? Me: Sure, I love Jesus!

INTERVIEWER: Any comment on Zohran Mamdani's victory and what it says about immigrants and trans rights?

LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York

Sherman Oaks Galleria in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Sherman Oaks Galleria in Commando

Sherman Oaks Galleria in Chopping Mall

Sherman Oaks Galleria in Terminator 2

Considering the recent wave of nostalgic movie documentaries, it blows my mind that nobody has made one about the Sherman Oaks Galleria, aka The Mall In Every 80s Movie. Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Night of the Comet, Commando, Phantom of the Mall, Innerspace, Chopping Mall, Terminator 2 etc...

A robot made up of a spherical head connected directly to an ovoid body, lying horizontally. It has four little wheels on the body and a smiley face on the front of its head. On its back, running from the top of its head and covering most of the top part of its body, is a coating of spines.

382) Hedgebot. Before you light a bonfire, investigates the interior for hedgehogs and then shepherds any it finds to a safer location. #SmallRobotsRemastered

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

THE FORTY ELEPHANTS were an all-female gang active in London from 1873 until the 1950s.
Noted for their longevity they operated from the Elephant & Castle area, raided West End stores, posed as housemaids to burgle wealthy homes & were notoriously expert at evading capture.

I tried Elon Musk's Wikipedia clone and boy is it racist SFGATE columnist Drew Magary tested out Grokipedia and has some notes.

Good morning. I took Elon’s Wikipedia competitor for a test drive and you won’t believe what I found (you will believe what I found) www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Maybe the Telegraph should consider paying its staff better?

Now that Halloween is over, please don't forget to take down your decorations and deflate your cat 🐈‍⬛

Breaking: Donald Trump proudly posts the results of his last cognition test on Truth Social.

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Your regular reminder that Lee - in addition to his incredible acting (and singing) career - also fought Nazis during WW2 in the SAS, and witnessed the last public execution by guillotine in France.

WHAT A FRIDAY HAPPY NEWS STORY!!

‘The money machine is misfiring’: City blames Brexit for UK’s £20bn productivity headache Poor output since the leave vote has landed Rachel Reeves with a bigger-than-forecast budget spending gap

Who in this country can be in any doubt that Brexit has been a disaster?
Why then is this Labour government so determined to do nothing about it? Brexit now belongs to them and it will be their downfall.
@stellacreasy.bsky.social @labourlewis.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Get real! Reform UK Hamble Valley site used AI ‘fake people’ image | Eastleigh News Reform UK’s Hamble Valley branch faces criticism after using an AI image of 'Fake People,” which included a person of colour

"The Reform UK Hamble Valley branch is facing questions after a post describing Reform UK supporters as “real people” turned out to feature AI-generated fakes."
www.eastleighnews.co.uk/2025/10/get-...