“EVERY TIME I’M IN THE KITCHEN, YOUR’RE IN THE KITCHEN!” my dogs have turned me into Pops from Friday

lonzo unfortunately seems like the latest in a long line of dudes to end up in cleveland and have their shot completely break. he’s still doing some good shit but that needs to come around soon.

it’s going to be even funnier when they never, ever give this thing out again.

i’d rather suck start a shotgun

i’d rather listen to the guy from Queens of the Stone Age fart on a snare drum for 45 mins after taco night.

Phil has enough money. if he likes those places policies he can fuck off and go live in one.

YouTube video by Johnny Be Cracker Ass Cracker

youtu.be/1LnQPSvM6NI

every time i hear “cracker” i think of this

You're talking about the color of the year, man. Would you have heard of the color of the year if you weren't online? Do you even know what Pantone is? I'm sentencing you to reading one (1) book from the library.

they definitely use it in urban areas too. at least in my experience

i have an autographed shawn kemp jersey….from the cavs era

hey chip needs another job lol

this is pretty rich from a guy that’s never worked a day in his his life whose family also ripped off a children’s charity. go fuck yourself, man.

he was…fine. he hasn’t done anything colossally stupid which for a browns QB is saying something.

it’s basically the cleveland guardians entire draft strategy for hitters(or at least it seems like that)

i haven’t seen gas under $2.75 in at least a year and i live in a fairly cheap rudy belt city.

from gas station dick pills on up…whole damn country is a bunch of flim flam men trying to get over on one another.

you’re a good man for not punching him. he’s a self promoting asshole that snuck into a man’s funeral uninvited and signed his name to something for the family. he also sells fake buckeye gear and i’ll bet the autographs he sells are fake too

fucking got em

I-O!

game. buckeyes. way to go by those young men!

shit i forgot about him

oh and next year they add Chris Henry’s kid!

they’ve always had some wild rooms but never anything like that.

Olave and Garrett Wilson lol. a room so stacked that jameson williams had to transfer to bama

let’s be fair here. Bowling Green is never going to pump that amount of money into sports. i’m sure they’d be happy be the next best football school in the state. there’s a lot of talent in Ohio and if you can keep kids from going to like Iowa you can still be really good!

are they remaking airplane! too?

baby Benson is ready for his first ohio state-michigan game and loves his hoodie.

i thought this was america!

a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table ALT: a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table

me when the wife says no marching band music til 10am:

wife shit the ohio state marching band play list down til 10am. I AM BEING OPPRESSED!