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@steve-coan.bsky.social

Technical Artist at Secret Door.

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today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes

19.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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From the math community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the math community

you can do some bitshifting: www.reddit.com/r/math/comme...

I can’t imagine this is more optimized than the underlying fsqrt instruction to sqrt(), but if dodging floats is important this seems like the way.

16.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before

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My next material is entirely procedural, so I can keep messing with the seed for variations.

04.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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oh- is this your, ”silver enemies?”

04.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision

01.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

My heart goes out. Oscar was well loved.

01.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever it takes to pass cert :(

30.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you made a caves of qud sequel that was about optimizing caves of qud, I think I’d play it. zachtronics of qud

30.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Extraction city-builder

28.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

27.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8642    πŸ” 4838    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 43
I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing."

John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing." John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

26.10.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 22998    πŸ” 3542    πŸ’¬ 632    πŸ“Œ 223

Netflix is proof that humans can make slop even without computer assistance

22.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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hey, uh, are we good? your ping just turned red on my motion tracker, is there something we need to talk about?

22.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Most cats: β€œugh dry food where’s my soft forcemeat I am the dainty baby”
Bubs: β€œI will be the king of crunch mountain. Drown me in the dry.”

19.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shadow of the Colossus: An oral history Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Team Ico’s masterpiece by looking back with 11 people who worked on it (and three who didn’t).

For the Shadow of the Colossus story, we interviewed 14 people including project leads Fumito Ueda and Kenji Kaido, hired Gravity Rush concept artist Takeshi Oga to illustrate the cover, and put together a 10,000-word story with help from @milkman.bsky.social @shmuplations.bsky.social and others.

14.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 43

source file isn’t versioned

13.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUnity deprecates scriptable rendering”

12.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh...hhh...

10.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Soda Cats

13.01.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16715    πŸ” 6119    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 45

hi
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

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*tapping the sign*

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At the London Tate: Silksong fan art, and the worst puzzle in Blue Prince

14.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New Radicals - You Get What You Give (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by NewRadicalsVEVO New Radicals - You Get What You Give (Official Music Video)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-...

11.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as per usual, fuck Gavin Newsom for leaving constituents out to dry while he hangs out on right wing podcasts. if you think this guy is a 2028 contender, you just look at how he acts towards Californians to know *he's not your guy*

06.09.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

He's dead.

31.08.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

28.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10120    πŸ” 3017    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 76

Yeah, I think this is a reasonable design complaint that comes from building the start of the game first and discovering new design space without going back and integrating what you’ve learned into earlier content. Which is sort of the only way EA is done, but also does happen in non-EA games!

24.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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