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@eldjee.bsky.social

er... yeah. aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached. and sometimes cats.

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Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.

my hat is off to the military times writers. truly.

www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...

16.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2
screenshot from the windy app, showing 41 kt southerlies monday morning at 8am. it will be 57°F (yay, summer!).

screenshot from the windy app, showing 41 kt southerlies monday morning at 8am. it will be 57°F (yay, summer!).

screenshot from the metservice app, forecasting 5.3 mm/hr of rain tomorrow morning at 8 in the central city neighborhood of te aro.

screenshot from the metservice app, forecasting 5.3 mm/hr of rain tomorrow morning at 8 in the central city neighborhood of te aro.

ohhh, that's gonna be rain pants & batten down the hatches weather for the morning commute.

it doesn't look like it will be a LOT of rain, but it'll be coming at you sideways.

15.02.2026 10:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is not just a policy shift (by the #NZ #Govt). It is an #ideological project. Luxon’s National Party provides the platform, Seymour’s ACT supplies the #libertarian zeal & Winston Peters’ NZ First adds #populist muscle = #Trumpism #AtlasNetwork #Reform #nzpol open.substack.com/pub/drhsingh...

15.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 42    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 0

the final #watercolour

#artsky #watercolor

15.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"by the sea"
YouTube video by adrift in aotearoa "by the sea"

today's #watercolour is "by the sea" - i'm happier with this than i was yesterday's, probably because i used a reference photo from my last vacation.

i also did this little video for shits & giggles.

#artsky #watercolor

youtu.be/ICrpOMm5Xw0

15.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Te Whanganui-a-Tara February 15, 2026
YouTube video by AJ Enzed Te Whanganui-a-Tara February 15, 2026

we've got some particularly nasty weather incoming this evening, but this morning the harbour was weirdly flat despite some pretty good gusts.

i was enchanted by the wind chasing itself across the surface, and the busker playing guitar.

15.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<typed dryly>

i figure it's only a matter of time before another round of "i have a great idea! let's close USUHS!" starts up, this time with bonus "their graduates are ALSO far too woke" content.

14.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the finished painting, a meadow with poppies in the foreground and little dots of red poppies in the background.

i'm not happy with the poppy stalks, although the flowers themselves a pretty good. i used to have a poppy bed and am probably too familiar with their thick, furry stalks and wider leaves - details that i should not have tried to incorporate here in this hazy, soft-focus scene.

the finished painting, a meadow with poppies in the foreground and little dots of red poppies in the background. i'm not happy with the poppy stalks, although the flowers themselves a pretty good. i used to have a poppy bed and am probably too familiar with their thick, furry stalks and wider leaves - details that i should not have tried to incorporate here in this hazy, soft-focus scene.

the painting in progress.  purple and yellow blotched sky make up the top third; green meadow the middle; red poppy flowers, slightly more defined blobs at this point, in the bottom third/foreground.

the painting in progress. purple and yellow blotched sky make up the top third; green meadow the middle; red poppy flowers, slightly more defined blobs at this point, in the bottom third/foreground.

early stage of the painting, with sky/meadow/foreground swished in with general spreading blobs.  a fuller description of the piece is in the alt text of the second photo.

early stage of the painting, with sky/meadow/foreground swished in with general spreading blobs. a fuller description of the piece is in the alt text of the second photo.

today's 15-min #watercolour masterpiece "flowering meadow"

i'm generally happier with this than yesterday's effort. i switched from canson paper to fabriano; it's toothier than the canson and i found it easier for the wet on wet technique.

no dried paint side quest today.

#artsky #watercolor

14.02.2026 05:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(my younger child, not yet of age, has been sneaking into my study to help themself to my scissors, paintbrushes, and tape for awhile now.

multimedia extravaganzas have been produced, often requiring extensive, multi-person cleanup efforts.

there has been blood. they do not seem fussed.)

14.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as per family tradition, at their current age, my older child is now old enough to be trusted to use xacto knives, box cutters, and spray paint.

ART SHALL ENSUE!
AND MESSES!
AND HOPEFULLY MINIMAL BLOOD!

14.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who knew there were a limited number of money satchels in hollywood?

14.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl is smiling in a black and white photo . Alt: a little girl (shirley temple) covers her mouth as she smiles and giggles.
14.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

yep, i cackled at that.

14.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in some places they've figured out that newborn seal eyeballs are tasty, tasty treats.

13.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

people who thrive on cruelty generally have limited imaginations. i suppose that's a blessing.

13.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

seagulls are opportunistic predators and it was hanging around to see if it could turn the newborn into a meal.

so probably not.

13.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a tube of winsor green on a green-streaked white paper towel. the tube has been cut down one flat side and the cut edges retracted, revealing the remains of the drying paint. 

the winsor green was thick and gummy, and i had to scrape it out of the opened tube. i need to find a palette knife or something for this type of operation - the scraper-tool-thingy from my manicure kit was adequate for the job, but not great.

a tube of winsor green on a green-streaked white paper towel. the tube has been cut down one flat side and the cut edges retracted, revealing the remains of the drying paint. the winsor green was thick and gummy, and i had to scrape it out of the opened tube. i need to find a palette knife or something for this type of operation - the scraper-tool-thingy from my manicure kit was adequate for the job, but not great.

a tube of chrome green light, the cap still on, lies on a white paper towel.  the tube has been twisted around its equator, and is peeled open, revealing its contents. 

the chrome green light was completely dried and chunky, so the tube broke easily when i twisted it.

a tube of chrome green light, the cap still on, lies on a white paper towel. the tube has been twisted around its equator, and is peeled open, revealing its contents. the chrome green light was completely dried and chunky, so the tube broke easily when i twisted it.

plastic paint pots with reconstituting tube paint - winsor green on the left, chrome green light on the right.  each pot has a label on the lid identifying the colour.

plastic paint pots with reconstituting tube paint - winsor green on the left, chrome green light on the right. each pot has a label on the lid identifying the colour.

green and green.

13.02.2026 09:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
finished mountain landscape. it's... fine. ultramarine blue sky, prussian blue mountains, earth green hills. stippled pine trees. 

meh.

finished mountain landscape. it's... fine. ultramarine blue sky, prussian blue mountains, earth green hills. stippled pine trees. meh.

a small tube of winsor newton winsor green, the cap off and somewhat squoze. although a bit squishy, nothing came out.  TIME FOR SURGERY.

a small tube of winsor newton winsor green, the cap off and somewhat squoze. although a bit squishy, nothing came out. TIME FOR SURGERY.

a rock-hard tube of sakura Chrome Green Light.

a rock-hard tube of sakura Chrome Green Light.

today's #watercolour exercise from the koliadych book: "mountain landscape" with a bonus side-quest in search of the colour "green"

#artsky #watercolor

13.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kavanaugh would be very supportive of protecting the beer.

12.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that part.

12.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my grandfather was a bench scientist at hopkins and then NIH from the 40s through the 50s. i remember him telling me what a miracle the salk vaccine was, and how grateful he was to take his kids to work to get vaccinated.

i am so happy that some people still understand that miracle.

12.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 29    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

completely beside the point, but i think her hairdresser hates her.

11.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

on very high thread count sheets, i would suppose.

11.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screencap of washington post editorial: "How to rein in ICE without undermining its mission... Oversight, training and warrants, with some humility, will help the agency rebuild trust."

screencap of washington post editorial: "How to rein in ICE without undermining its mission... Oversight, training and warrants, with some humility, will help the agency rebuild trust."

wapo: we wouldn't want to undermine a mission of ethnic cleansing!

11.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

while i'm sure it's easily googleable, it would be more fun to see @chriswarcraft.bsky.social pop up to answer.

09.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my mother, whose photograph was once on the front page of the washington post above the fold, has just canceled her subscription.

that's how bad it is.

09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is this one of those things you do because it feels so nice when you stop?

09.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Plaintiff recognizes that the community is in the midst of a “coronavirus pandemic.” Id. at ¶ 3. But Plaintiff argues that it will suffer an “irreparable injury” if this Court does not hold a hearing this week and immediately put a stop to the infringing unicorns and the knock-off elves. Id. at ¶ 4. To top it off, Plaintiff noticed the motion for a hearing on March 19, 2020, a day that has been blocked off on the Court’s calendar – as revealed on its webpage – for several weeks. See www.ilnd.uscourts.gov (last visited March 16, 2020) (“The Honorable Steven C. Seeger will not be holding court on Thursday, March 19, 2020 . . . .”).

Meanwhile, the Clerk’s Office is operating with “limited staff.” See Amended General Order No. 20-0012, at ¶ 5. “[P]hone conferencing” is available “in emergency situations and where resources permit.” Id. at ¶ 1. The Court can still hear emergency motions, but resources are stretched and time is at a premium. Id. at ¶ 4. If there’s ever a time when emergency motions should be limited to genuine emergencies, now’s the time.

Thirty minutes ago, this Court learned that Plaintiff filed yet another emergency motion. They teed it up in front of the designated emergency judge, and thus consumed the attention of the Chief Judge. See Dckt. No. 23. The filing calls to mind the sage words of Elihu Root: “About half of the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should stop.” See Hill v. Norfolk and Western Railway Co., 814 F.2d 1192, 1202 (7th Cir. 1987) (quoting 1 Jessup, Elihu Root 133 (1938)).

The world is facing a real emergency. Plaintiff is not. The motion to reconsider the scheduling order is denied.

Plaintiff recognizes that the community is in the midst of a “coronavirus pandemic.” Id. at ¶ 3. But Plaintiff argues that it will suffer an “irreparable injury” if this Court does not hold a hearing this week and immediately put a stop to the infringing unicorns and the knock-off elves. Id. at ¶ 4. To top it off, Plaintiff noticed the motion for a hearing on March 19, 2020, a day that has been blocked off on the Court’s calendar – as revealed on its webpage – for several weeks. See www.ilnd.uscourts.gov (last visited March 16, 2020) (“The Honorable Steven C. Seeger will not be holding court on Thursday, March 19, 2020 . . . .”). Meanwhile, the Clerk’s Office is operating with “limited staff.” See Amended General Order No. 20-0012, at ¶ 5. “[P]hone conferencing” is available “in emergency situations and where resources permit.” Id. at ¶ 1. The Court can still hear emergency motions, but resources are stretched and time is at a premium. Id. at ¶ 4. If there’s ever a time when emergency motions should be limited to genuine emergencies, now’s the time. Thirty minutes ago, this Court learned that Plaintiff filed yet another emergency motion. They teed it up in front of the designated emergency judge, and thus consumed the attention of the Chief Judge. See Dckt. No. 23. The filing calls to mind the sage words of Elihu Root: “About half of the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should stop.” See Hill v. Norfolk and Western Railway Co., 814 F.2d 1192, 1202 (7th Cir. 1987) (quoting 1 Jessup, Elihu Root 133 (1938)). The world is facing a real emergency. Plaintiff is not. The motion to reconsider the scheduling order is denied.

LOL, i'd forgotten about this... (found while cleaning out my inbox)

08.02.2026 08:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to this government, that's not a bug, it's a feature.

07.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A portrait of a torbie cat with green eyes and an orange forehead rolling around on her grey play mat in the sunshine.

A portrait of a torbie cat with green eyes and an orange forehead rolling around on her grey play mat in the sunshine.

Sunshine
#cat #catsky #catsofbluesky #photography

06.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 662    🔁 31    💬 10    📌 1

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