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Milk first, then cereal.

For max cash - GTA V, for fun any of the Pokemon Game.

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It's hard being a #chicagobears fan sometimes.

Does your dog judge you when you're ready to go out? Mine's like "Why are you putting cologne to go to Home Depot?"

Getting 23 different birds for 12 days of Christmas is hard. My wife will have to be fine with receiving 2 raccoons and a possum.

I'm pretty sure she does this on purpose.

Just to start a convo; weren't there rumors about Flores and Tua? IMO, that would take him off my shortlist of HC candidates.

Hey, before you send me that email, just know I will decide if will be a 2024 follow up or 2025 circle back.

As an adult, I have to resist many temptations, like buying a whole Pokemon Booster box instead of paying bills.

good morning from #chicago.

Box said 4+ hours, but I finished it in 20 minutes.

My dog would like to trade her antler for a taco.

Your email found me and I will never forgive you.

During a productive phase, past me, set the bedroom lights to turn on and the curtains to open when I turn off the alarm.

Current me is now under the blankets.

For my birthday, did boodle fight - a Filipino feast meant to be eaten with your hands along with your friends. 📍 Kubo Chicago

Lamb - Christopher Moore

The collective prank to mess with the non-natives has gone too far. It's like when people think we eat deep dish pizza on the daily.

Three Oaks & Habor Country Michigan - easy drive from MKE, great locale and outdoors to explore.

My algorithm only feels right when you're on my feed.

obligatory puppy pic 🐶 so the algorithm can send me more

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard and asking how do you do , fellow kids . ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard and asking how do you do , fellow kids .

Here to get weird, but not Twitter weird.