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my penis

I'm standing onstage at the Laugh Factory Chicago. The logo is a gradient orange-red circle with LAUGH in large letters and FACTORY below it. Hung underneath is a "KAT ABUGHAZALEH FOR CONGRESS IL-09" banner. I'm in a gold sequined blazer dress and black leather high heeled boots and gesturing with one hand and holding a mic with the other.

In this wider shot, you can see the screen which has a PowerPoint slide reading "michael flynn wants to sell your blood / and semen and breast milk / (but only if it's unvaccinated" projected onto it.

COMEDY IS LEGAL AGAIN

What we didn't learn from Depp v. Heard On the three-year anniversary of the verdict, the cycle of DARVO and misogyny continues.

On the three-year anniversary of the verdict in Depp v. Heard, I wrote about realizing the terrible truth that she was, in fact, the victim—and seeing the DARVO playbook weaponized against endless women online and in the courts ever since.
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another big bsky boom happening

listening to people on the train find out tiktok is banned is like when people were finding out about everythingclosing for covid. honestly worse!

i miss the locals

i am 100% a cannibal.

and thats alexactly why you lost michigan and i knew youd lose michigan. because you are incapable of not thinking like a white

white people are the reason the election was lost to trump :) you all lack convictions, you all lack any power to actually get yourself to boycott anything. you all lack the ability to care about things that don’t directly affect you. you all expect non whites to take a back seat on their issues 4 u

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

I PERSONALLY THINK ITS TOO COLD TO HAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN

most americans (white) lack any real convictions or spines

Forbes headline: UHC Shooter Luigi Mangione Appears To Have Been A Redditor — And He Researched Back Pain And Backpacks

NBC screenshot: Luigi Mangione, who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group told NBC News. In the game, called "Among Us," some players are secretly assigned to be killers in space who perform other tasks while trying to avoid suspicion from other players.

if you got arrested after a nationwide manhunt, what would the media pull from your internet activity to make into ominous headlines?

ceos watch out mario is still on the loose

Italian-on-Irish violence you hate to see it

HES HOT THE KILLER IS HOT. NOW HE JUST HAVE TO HAVE A COOL MOTIVE

I hate it when you go to meetup with one of your mutuals for sex but you forgot it was actually your alt

sydney sweeney lunchables collab story on instagram

ITS OVER LUNCHABLES SYDNEY SWEENEY COLLAB. AS IF IT WERENT ALREADY DONE FOR LUNCHLY.

like this is our day, read the room

if you post your apple replay today, delete it. youre not part of the friend group youre a freak and a weirdo

FUCK YOU says the teacher who was actually the fuck you man

extremely upset with someone for how they treated me in my dream

WHY DONT YOU LIKE MY SKEETS

can we stop using ai, i hate having to explain to my dad that everything he sends me is fake

Obama's '08 campaign won the biggest margin of victory in the last 30+ years. Within hours of his inauguration, Republicans went to dinner and agreed to oppose him on every single item. Two years later, they won 63 House seats and 6 Senate seats.

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mom.
mom

no

thats what she gets for “mother”

when my friend offers me a 4th drink of the night at the bar because they’re so drunk