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how am I supposed to explain to my son that the pope is from Chicago

Democrats did not run on Defund. Sometimes I think that Democratic voters themselves don't know this. They ran AGAINST Defund.

rightwingers have spent years claiming the left “has made everything political” while they spend every waking second of their small pathetic lives politicizing every single aspect of every single persons lives

Some Senior VP at Target: Sir we thought The Blacks (TM) would let this go and come back but they haven't come back. They haven't come back sir!

CFO: The line must go up, but it keeps going down!

CEO, wearily removing glasses: It's time

SVP: Sir, you don't mean--

CEO: Get me Al Sharpton

Screenshot from pokemon ruby sapphire emerald, text says "spheal is trying"

removing pronouns was like Indiana Jones removing the golden idol in the temple

We have a lot of fun here in these United States, but I gotta be honest, gang, as a trans American, I do, from time to time, get sick of being called a secret pedophile by a bunch of secret pedophiles.

not the damn cover letter smh

Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child

Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child
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remember 4 years ago when they kept showing us pictures of the two of them walking up and down hallways? that was silly and so much less stressful

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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i’ve heard nothing but drivel & filth from that mzuck/jrog interview. why would he even

entering the "I was experimenting, it was just a phase" era of corporations discontinuing their branded rainbow koozies

Anita Bryant, gone too late

did not know Anita Bryant was still living