i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Last week I was in Europe and overseas friends were going, “So Marjorie Taylor Greene—what’s going on? She’s making sense. What does it mean??”
And I’m like
“I dunno” *dumps bowl of Mac and cheese on top of garden salad, mixes it in and eats the whole mess*
“Nothing makes sense anymore…”

a black and white photo of a man and a woman sitting at a table ALT: a black and white photo of a man and a woman sitting at a table

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I’ll say it here as well:wearing SS regalia cannot be“just a costume”in a public space. It threatens.If someone was following you around with an instrument playing a funeral march,you would feel under threat.
A Nazi uniform causes apprehension of harm for those forced to interact with it.
Assault.

Democrats should hold a press conference and announce that if Mike Johnson has no interest in running the House they'd be happy to do it for him

October 25, 2025 Yesterday the Trump administration said it would not use any of the approximately $6 billion the U.S.

October 25, 2025

I didn’t realize you that was skanking a few feet for me! I had stopped to tell my group, “this is the first time I’ve heard ska at rumpus!”

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/

I know Mike Johnson says there is nothing for the House to do but there is.

You see by law a budget was supposed to be in place by Sept 30th, but Rs haven’t passed one. The reason? There isn’t a GOP budget. They haven’t even started working on one. This is what the House should be doing FFS!

So wait. Is...Silly Protesting the actual antidote to the Stupid Fascist Takeover? Do we all need to be in frog, unicorn, and chicken costumes staring down ICE and doing the Cupid Shuffle?

I mean, I'm down, but I didn't see this coming.

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

Shameless Liar Donald Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

Portland, OR, four days ago:

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

this is a disgusting and beautiful thread that makes me feel less alone in the world

Alt text: Mona-Lisa Saperstein, personifying American History. Says “I’ve never done anything wrong in my entire life.” Her father, representing Americans, says, “I know this and I love you.”

I remember when I could laugh at this meme. You know, when it satirized reality rather than just being reality

White House targets Democratic states in shutdown fight The Office of Management and Budget is withholding billions in energy and infrastructure money in more than a dozen states that voted against Trump.

The White House is targeting blue states with its first wave of cuts to federal projects following the government shutdown.

The Office of Management and Budget is withholding billions in energy and infrastructure money in more than a dozen states that voted against Trump.

You have to hand it to the generals. Unlike so many other people in this country, they know how to conduct themselves in public. They know they are supposed to be apolitical. So they greeted Trump's political speech with silence. And you could have heard a medal drop when Pete Hegseth finished.

god willing, in a few years, we'll be in a golden age of ironic 'couldn't have happened to a nicer guy' drops

Local News Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

The MedBed thing, and by that I mean our president sharing a deepfake about all Americans getting magical beds that will take care of our health, manages to be a new level of fucking weird. I didn’t know that was posssible but here we are

From Ken Burns' “The 2025 Battle of Portland”

🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶

“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”

What the Hell, The Hill. ICE is literally posting pictures of father son outings in hunting gear as their recruitment advertising. That’s run on the White House’s account as well.

Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole."

www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

Trump is bailing out Argentina’s economy to the tune of $20 billion while our farmers are enduring a crisis that he caused with his tariffs.

On top of that, food, housing, health care and electricity costs continue skyrocketing.

That’s not putting America first.

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